Okay, I gotta talk about schedule-
I'll only post around 1-2 days apart (If I can at least)
I actually have a lot of drafts but I have no idea how to end them so have this
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"Before we take off, please make sure all small things are secured."
Russia: Are you secured?
Phil: Fuck you
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Del: Soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish
Martial: What the fuck is wrong with you-
Spain: Wait, he's got a point
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Russia: If we change 'I' to 'We' then Illness will become Wellness
Ukraine: Stop it
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New Z: Daaad! Rica keeps stealing my toys!!
UK: America, why are you still playing with toys? They're for children like New Zealand
Ame: Well it says 'Ages 3+'
UK: And?
Ame: I am part of that '+'
UK:
France: Honey, you can't argue with that logic
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UK: France, we need to talk about your maturity
France: *laying on the couch with Ame, Canada, Aussie and New Z all huddled up together* Bold words from a man who's standing on lava
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Ame: Raise your hand if you think I'm the greatest
Russia: And what if I don't?
Ame: Then raise your standards you depressed little shit
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Malay: I feel like strangling the biggest idiot breathing the same air as I
Singa: Mal, self-abuse is not okay
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Russia: Hey Phil, do you like me?
Phil: H-huh? No
Russia: Then why do you keep writing R+P all over the place?
Phil:
Phil: Well maybe I like Revenge and Pain
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Martial: Do I look weird?
Del: You always look the same
Del: Like you didn't sleep for a month and you just had one of the worst hangovers
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Phil: I hate going to the fridge and finding out that I'm the only snack in this house
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Belarus: Hey bro I'm going to the store, do you need anything else?
Russia: My will to live
Belarus: I mean if Phil's okay with me picking him up
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Phil: 𝙸'𝚖 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚎𝚜
Martial : You're finally using your medical degree for something useful
Del: 𝙸𝚗𝚓𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎
