Singa: So yesterday was Thailand's birthday
Brunei: And the ASEAN family wanted to do a surprise birthday for him, and we really wanted it to be a surprise
Indo: So we decided to be quirky
Malay: And by quirky, we meant just standing in the dark, just staring at him
Thai: It scared the shit out of me. Were you guys trying to kill me?!
Viet: *whispering* That was the whole plan
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Martial: What's wrong?
Phil: America didn't accept my visa :(
Martial:
Martial: How dare this bitch
Phil: Wait Martial no-
Martial: HOW DARE THIS BITCH
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France: So what did you learn today sweetie?
ChildAme: Dragons
UK: Your class learned about dragons?
ChildAme: I did. Didn't know what everyone else was talking about
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Phil: bro, crush si online
Phil: wht should i do??
Martial: I don't know
Martial: Send a dick pic
Phil: wh y the hell should i snd u a dicpic
Martial: Tangina not to me
Phil:
Phil: ohh
Martial: Tanga
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Phil: Hey dad! Can you teach me and Marsh how to build a kite tomorrow?
Kati: Sure thing bud
*At 12 am*
Perla: Honey just admit that you can't
Kati, furiously trying to figure out how to make a kite: No, I'm their father and it's my obligation to be there for tHEM
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Ukraine: Why the hell am I still living
Belarus: You're our bro! We need you here!
Kazakhstan: We're gonna make sure you keep living-
Russia: Because if you don't continue living, your economy will industructively destroy itself and affect everyone around you and it will create a war that can possibly turn into the third world war which means countless lives can die and chaos will reign over again. Not only that but your job as a country is incredibly necessary for the stability and peace of your people and the contributions you have for the evolution of the world
Ukraine:
Belarus:
Kazakhstan:
Russia: Plus Canada might kill me
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BabyRussia: Fuck
Soviet: who the FUCK has been swearing in front of my son?
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Canada: You are the utterly most pointless thing that ever existed
Ame: You know what else is pointless
Canada: ?
Ame: Circles
Canada: I hate you
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Belarus: This is the worst day of my life
Russia: Correction, it is the worst day of your life
Russia: So far
Belarus:
Russia: Love ya sis
Belarus: Well I clearly don't
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UK: You can't take that thing to school!
Aussie, crying and holding the baby crocodile: He just wants to be like the other bOYS
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Soviet: Okay, who drank all my Pepsi?!
Russia: Belarus di-
Belarus, panicked: RUSSIA LIKES PHILIP
Russia: BELARUS WHAT THE FUCK
Societ: wHAT-
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Ukraine: Okay, before you date my brother, I have to warn you about something
Phil: W-wait, I'm not gonna date Ruski-
Ukraine: That man has zero self prevention when it comes to himself, especially when drunk
Phil: Huh? What do you mean?
Ukraine: Watch this
Ukraine: HEY RUSSIA! PHIL'S DOWNSTAIRS-
Russia: *Jumps out the window*
Phil: WAIT OH MY GOD
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10 year old Russia: Jokes on you dad the longer I'm out of vodka the gayer I get
Soviet:
Soviet: Fuck fine here you go have it
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Ame & Canada: *Talking and having fun*
Some Karen: Ew, isn't Canada dating that Slavic male country? That's such a low in our economy and image to our children
Ame: Excuse me?
Canada: It's okay Ame-
Karen: Plus, Ukraine isn't even the best choice. He's related to Russia right? He might turn Canada into a communist and bad ruler-
Canada: *Punches Karen*
Karen: WHAT THE HELL
Ame: Bro why did you hit her?!
Karen: EXACTLY-
Ame: Is your hand okay? You should've just let me hit her!
Karen:
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Malay: *Screeches and Screams for help*
Indo: *Pounces on Malay with bamboo stick while screaming*
Brunei: *Frantically trying to defuse the fire that Malay caused*
Cambodia: *Ignores them and continues baking the cake*
Myanmar: *Helps Cambodia with cake*
Singa: *Tries to stop Indo from hitting the cake*
Thailand: *Laughing his ass off*
Laos: *Watching all the chaos with satisfaction*
Viet: *Doesn't give a fuck and continues sleeping*
Phil: *Fortnite dances on Malay's dead body*
ASEAN:
ASEAN: I just turned around for one second
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Martial, stubbing his toe: fUCK
ChildPhil: Del!! Martial said a bad word!!
Del: Martial, stop swearing in front of Phil!
Martial: WELL I'M FUCKING SORRY BUT THIS BITCH IS BEING A PAIN
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*At the animal shelter*
ChildChina: *Points* I want that one
Soviet: What? The brown dog?
ChildChina: No, that one
Soviet: ...That's Martial
Child!China: I know
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Kazakhstan: Awe cheer up, Russia would throw himself in front of a bus for you
Phil, crying: He would throw himself in front of a bus just for fUN
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Canada: I'm-
Ame: Gay
Canada: No I'm-
Ame: Gay
Canada: For fu-
Ame: Ukraine
Canada:
Canada: I give up
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