Song: FRIENDZONE SONG by Pink Guy/FilthyFrank
It's an incredibly deep song that I relate to so much
I'm also gonna put here a few ch memes and drawing I did because my friends don't like ch ;▽;
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Russia: Hey dude, what're you doing?
Germany: Eating a family-sized bag of chips
Russia: What? That's a small bag
Germany: Everything is family-sized when you don't have a family
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Malay, on a chair: The floor is lava!!
Indo: *Jumps on couch*
Phil: *Stares at them for a long while then slowly lays down on the floor like a starfish*
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China: So can I visit your beaches?
Phil: I'm sorry but we just finished cleaning our beaches from plastic
China: Aaand what's wrong?
Phil: we're not welcoming another one
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Martial: You have to learn how to love yourself
Phil: What about you? You need a therapist too-
Martial: This is about you, stay. focused.
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Russia: You're a bottom
Phil: Fuck you-
Russia: Well you can't because you're a bottom
Phil: yOU-
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Innocent child, pointing at a pig: What's that?
Phil, smiling ever so sweetly: America
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Phil: If you jump off a bridge and you yell parkour, it isn't suicide, it's a failed stunt
Martial: No? Technically it's still suicide
Phil: Wanna test it out?
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Malay: Can you grab me an H I J K L M N O
Singa: What the fuck?
Indo: He meant H2O
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Del: I'm not really an idiot as you say, I just lack some common sense
Martial, horrified: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET MY SWORD ON FIRE
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Malay: If you're having trouble eating, just starve yourself, you'll get the appetite
Phil: If you wanna know how to trust somebody, commit a murder, see who your real friends are
Indo: If you're curious about the afterlife, just die
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Phil: Kuya you're bleeding!
Del: Naw that's just my strength juice leaking
Phil:
Martial:
Martial: *Grabs a knife*
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Kati: You're cute when you're mad
Perla: I'm cute when I'm mad, hah?
Perla: *Grabs a slipper* Well I'm about to be G o r g e o u s
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Phil: My body screams "SLEEP", and my heart screams "NO"
Martial: What about your brain..?
Phil: It just screams
