NK: What are you doing?
Martial: ...Touching this rose?
NK (whispering): I wish I was that rose
Martial: What?
NK: I said that's gay!
Martial: That doesn't even-
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Indo: May the world hit something gay
Malay: *Hits Singa*
Singa: Ow! What the fuck?!
Malay: Indo told the world to hit something gay
Singa: He told the whole world
Malay: I am your whole world
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Canada: Did it hurt-
Ukraine: Yes it did
Canada: U-uh, you weren't supposed to answer that-
Ukraine: E v e r y t h i n g h u r t s
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Kati: Hey (Spanish Empire) Spire, how're our kids doing?
SE: Your sons are doing pretty well and so is Spain-
SE: Wait, what did you just say?
Kati: How are our kids doi- oh
Kati: I-I MEAN AS FATHERS, D-DIFFERENT FATHERS-
SE: *Happiness noises*
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Phil: Did you fall from Heaven?
Ame: No, I crawled from hell
Russia: So not even Satan wanted you huh
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Phil: I cannot explain the anger on Ruski's face once he saw Joe
Ame: HE MADE OUT WITH THE BOTTLE OF VODKA I COULDN'T HELP IT
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Martial: I want you
China: Really-
Martial: To leave me the fuck alone.
China: :(
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Belarus: ...
Ukraine: What?
Belarus: Brother, I know you snuck Canada in. I also know that he's hiding with your sexuality in the closet
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Russia and Phil: *Talking*
Brunei: That's gay
Thai:
Thai: *Points at America* Then what the hell do you call that?
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Phil: Dude, you okay?
Indo, visibly tired: Yeah
Phil, smirking: Malay's been keeping you awake huh?
Indo:
Indo: *Laughing* Yeahhh
*2:47 am*
Malay:
Malay: Why did the aliens only help the Egyptians?
Indo: *Sighs*
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Phil: Everyday I wake up
Martial: ...And?
Phil: That's it. That's all the problem there is
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Martial: Let's take a moment to mourn for the death of your dear and loved friend, China. Who died having a virus-
China: Martial for fuck's sake I'm not dead
Martial, wiping a tear: It's as if I can still hear his annoying voice
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Phil: I hate standing next to sunflowers
Ame: Huh? Why?
Phil: I mean, look at this sunflower, it's fucking taller than I am, it's winning and I'm not
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China: Hm, if you wanted a lover, you should go with America. I mean, the guy's tons of fun and you're dead inside
Russia: *Looks at Phil who's wearing a wedding dress, acting like the Queen of England and bitch slapped Indo's and Malay's ass*
Russia: What about him-
China: No he's mINE
