"Hey, Philippines?"
"Yes sir?" Philip replied to the older man. "Which would you prefer... Cheese or.."
UK seemed to hesitate, but he mumbled something under his breath and proceeded. "Blowjobs?"
Philip was taken back from what UK asked, and that shocked face made him chortle.
"Oh, I hope I don't come of as an old bloke to you," He snickered. "Well, I am, but I'm willing to be more confident to my step-son. Now, which do you prefer?"
Philip still seemed hesitant to answer, but seeing the look of warmth and welcome on the other's face made him reassured. "Well..."
He looked over at the plate that once had a cheesecake. "Cheese!"
This optimistic answer gave UK another laugh. "Of course, how could I not know?"
The Filipino laughed with the English man. "Yeah, blowjobs hurt my jaw, and cheese has a better taste!"
"....Pardon?"
"Blowjobs hurt my jaw sir. Doesn't yours as well?"
UK needed a moment to take in what Philip had just said. After that moment, he deeply sighed.
"AMERICA!"
