Ame: You look like the doctor who doesn't recommend toothpaste
Russia: ...why?
Ame: Because you're a 1/10
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Ame at ww2: sTOP TAKING HIM HE'S FRAGILE
Japan: JOKES ON YOU BITCH I ALREADY TOOK HIM
Phil: W h y
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Indo: Phil, what are you doing? We just ate
Phil: I'm making pancakes for the dogs
Indo: ...Why?
Phil: They don't know how
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"You are what you eat."
Japan: I don't remember eating a disappointment
Indo: I don't remember eating a mistake either
SK: I thought I swore off eating failures
Ame: Lmao I'm a bullet
Canada:
Canada: I'm Ukraine??
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China: Make his dick hard, not his life
Russia: Break his bed, not his heart
Ame: Play his body, not his feelings
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Japan: I feel like (South Korea) Sky likes me, but I don't know why
SK: *Has body pillows of Japan, stuffed toys, shirts and a mug that clearly says I love Japan*
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Ame: Y'know, it's pretty muggy today
Russia: I swear to god if I step out the door and see that all the mugs are outside I will throw you out the window
Ame:
Ame: *Sips coffee from a bowl*
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China: Wanna cuddle?
Martial: I'd rather snort cocaine
China: Love has the same neurological effects as cocaine
Martial:
China: Wanna cuddle
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Malay: Ey dude wanna get high?
Indo: Lol yeah sure-
Malay: *Kisses Indo*
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Malay: If I punched myself and it hurts, what does that make me?
Phil: Pretty strong I guess
Indo: Weak
Singa: An idiot.
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Germany: I'd do anything for you
Poland: Sleep
Germany: No
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Russia: When Phil says; "Let's go home," He actually means we're staying another hour
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Ame: Hey, can I get a ride home?
Martial, getting into his car: Sorry, I don't own a car
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Russia: How's your boyfriend
Ame: I don't have a boyfriend?
Russia: I know, I'm just reminding you
Ame:
Ame: How's your dad?
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China: You look like my future boyfriend
Martial: You look like my sleep paralysis demon
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China: Hey marshmallow~
Martial, annoyed: Can you stop calling me marshmallow?
China: Nah
Martial: Wh y
China: Not until I can call you mine
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Phil: Hey Ruski, how's Joe?
Russia: Bad news
Phil: What happened?
Russia: Nothing happened. He's still existing. That's the bad news.
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Ukraine: I'm an accident
Canada: An accidentally too perfect man
Ukraine: I am not-
Canda: So are you implying that there are no accidents?
Ukraine: 𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚎 𝚋𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍
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No one:
Philip: I'm not that good at math, but give me your number and see what I'll do with it~
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Phil: Hey bro, what took you so long?
Martial: Sorry, I was doing something..
China, half naked and seductively posed at Martial's bedroom door: Something? Is that my new nickname now?
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SE (Spanish Empire): Yes! I finally have someone to take complete control over and would literally have no choice but to follow!
Kati: Spire (Nickname) no- that's a child, not a slave-
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Kati: Sorry, but I'm straight
SE: So is spaghetti until it gets wet
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SE: *Holding up a heart that says 'You complete me'*
Kati:
Kati: *Gets a sharpee and writes two s at the end*
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Kati: You know what's the difference between Spire and an egg?
Perla: Er, what?
Kati: Eggs get laid.
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Martial: You know, you have a beautiful eye
NK: Uh, that's something unusual, but thank you..?
Martial: But I love mine more
NK, disappointed and insulted: Oh..
Martial: Because without them I can't get to see yours
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Indo: I am a morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
Malay: *Exists*
Indo, already taking his shirt off:
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Indo: Malay, you have ptsd
Malay: Hell yeah I do
Malay: Proficient talent for sUCKING DICK
Indo:
Singa: I mean, he isn't wrong
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Martial: I just told China that I'm tired of his shit and this bitch bought me an energy drink
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Aaand that's about everything that's written on my notepad. Might as well do one-shots too
