Bo Jiden got a a package. The glorious epic mystical awesome insanely cool and magical ups man delivered it.
As the doorbell rang, Bo Jiden tripped up the stairs in pure excitement, then down the stairs again, and then again on his way to the door.
His boyfriend Obama probably shipped it to him, as they made a deal about his presidency sponsoring Obama's partnership with Elon Musk to make the world's greatest edible air freshener chairs.
It was like those little air freshener trees that hang in your car, but chair edition. Plus it's edible. So you can smell good anywhere you go! Also you can stress eat your chair.
Bo Jiden carefully tried to open it, with his oldness preventing him from doing so, so he got his frikin butler to do it.
There it was, in all it's chairness glory.
The glorious epic mystical awesome insanely cool edible air freshener chair was finally here.
Bo Jiden squeaked so loud he almost got a heart attack because of his pure oldness. And so, he took a seat in this glorious epic mystical awesome edible air freshener chair, and tasted a piece of the glorious epic mystical chair.
It was delicious.
It tasted like radiation poisoning, tide pods, msg and a heart attack all in one, and Bo Jiden couldn't get enough of it.
He would have eaten the whole chair, but this frikin butler advised him that if he were to eat it all now, he wouldn't have any later, which is butler for "ISTG IF YOU KEEP EATING THIS YOU'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO THE END OF YOUR TERM, YOU ANCIENT CORPSE MINION"
and promptly had a heart attack.
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Non-FictionThey loved eachother. at the same time. This totally won't get scandalous, witty, and ✨spicy✨
