obama x trump x biden x kim jong un x putin x reader

ok I pull up

As YN made their way to the table, they heard a loud noise from outside the cafe. A team of six capybaras with bow ties entered the building, with Bo Jiden trailing behind, his oldness making it hard for him to go fast.

YN blushed at the old dude and at his oldness. He was majestic...............ally old.
"DAH GAYUM! ok he pull up, hop out at the after party" YN thought.

Suddenly, Kim Jong Un's eyes widened at the sight of Bo Jiden. He stuttered out "Y-YOU KILLED MY FATHER!"

"NO, I AM YOUR FATHER!"

"WHAT?"

"NO WAIT NO I'M PREGNANT AND YOU'RE THE FATHER!"

"WHAT?!"

"NO WAIT NO YOU'RE PREGNANT AND I'M THE BABY!"

"WHAT????!!!!!"

"idk lol I'm old"
"ok that makes sense lmao. No but seriously did you kill my father?" "No, but I was there when he died." Bo Jiden replied wistfully.

"Wh-what was he like? I never knew him that well.." "He was smart, resilient, but was filled with pride. He died of a heart attack after being a considerable meanie towards some nuclear power plant people. I always told him that too much rage would be his downfall." Joe Biden replied.

"Oh. I guess it ran in the family..you see, my sister.."

"I know. She was always strong and self sufficient, but she needs a bubble bath with some chai tea. Like, take a break, girlypop!"

"I never want to hear you say that again. But thanks tho. :) Wanna eat with us?"
"Sure. But I'll wait for my boyfriend first."

Just then, Obama entered the scene. "hey bbg"
"Hey Barack! Over here!" Bo Jiden said, patting the seat next to him.

Trump, salty over the lack of attention he has received, flicks a bunny fruit wagashi at Kim Jong Un. It hits his side plate and bounces on top of a dango.

Kim Jong Un blushed and smiled over the small gesture, and reached for Trump's hand. 

After the meal which was very nya sugoi desu, they headed home, with plans for a second date.