"Huh?!" YN cried, flabbergasted. " Kim Jong Francis Un, are you gay? Why haven't you told me, your local girlboss about it?? No wonder we broke up! Tell me all about i-"
"I.. I'm gay...I think." Kim Jong Un muttered. "Though...when I was with you, I think I liked you too. I feel the same way I did with you with Donald. He was like you in some ways... attractive....charming..hot.." he murmured the last part to himself.
"Are you guys going out on a date soon?" you inquired, with interest. "Yes, we're meeting up this Friday at that femboy cat cafe near this seven eleven."he replied.
"Wait, the 'Slay Girlypop Nyan Neko Sugar Girl uwu Nya Rawr Gay Fox Furry Femboy Unholy Neko Cat Cafe' one? I work there! What a coincidence!!" YN exclaimed.
How could this date get any better?
The day of the date soon arrived, and Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un, and even YN racked their brains trying to look their best for the date at the Slay Girlypop Nyan Neko Sugar Girl uwu Nya Rawr Gay Fox Furry Femboy Unholy Neko Cat Cafe.
Trump showed up in a smexy suit and tie, while Kim Jong Un was in a white lacy minidress under a periwinkle blouse with puffed sleeves. Very slay girlypop nyan neko sugar girl uwu nya rawr gay fox furry femboy unholy neko.
YN wore their usual waiter uniform: a tight pink and white checkered microskirt, a black studded belt with some chains, and
a lavender sweater with the fluorescent pink restaurant logo on it.
Trump picked a nice table near a stained glass window of gigachad kirby, a good distance away from the bustling femboys in maid costumes. Quite romantic if you ask me. When he saw Kim Jong Un nervously make his way towards the table, dodging some short femboys in the process,he couldn't believe his eyes.
He was breathtaking.
Trump's jaw dropped at the sight. It was amazing just looking at him, let alone interacting the whole night with each other.As the two got settled, YN came over to the table, holding a notepad and pencil, ready to take their orders.
YN'S POV: Really? Him? Why couldn't you let me have a turn dating him first? Well, let's just hold out for now. He looks like a red flag tbh..
Third Person POV: Trump and Kim Jong Un took their orders. "I'll have the romàn pasta with a side of fruit wagashi. How about you?" Trump asked.
"I'll have the pork ramen with a side of dango and warabi mochi, please.", Kim Jong Un requested politely.
YN wrote the order down and looked down at them, leaning on the table. "Coming right up! I'll be back...shortly." They did an epic hair flip and left.
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obama x trump x biden x kim jong un x putin x reader
Non-FictionThey loved eachother. at the same time. This totally won't get scandalous, witty, and ✨spicy✨
