obama x trump x biden x kim jong un x putin x reader

Misunderstanding

Y/N stood foaming at the mouth, shopping bags now on the ground.

Melania, still confused, asked Trump again.
"Uh, Donald..who's that? Do you know them?"

"Y/N? This isn't what it looks like.."

"Kim Jong told me that you said you were 'too busy' to go shopping with us. What the heck are you doing with this...strangely beautiful lady?..I MEAN, other person?" Y/N spat.

Trump facepalmed as he explained "Y/N, she's my friend. Just my friend. That's it."

Melania nodded. "Mhm."

Y/N wasn't convinced.

(⁠゜⁠o⁠゜⁠;

Meanwhile, Kim Jong and Obama were making out on the hood of their ford f-169.

They stopped for a moment.

"Hey, where's Y/N?"

"Idk lol"

They shrugged and kept making out.

♪⁠ヽ⁠(⁠･⁠ˇ⁠∀⁠ˇ⁠･⁠ゞ⁠)

Y/N picked up their shopping bags, turned to face Trumpie Wumpie, shook their head slowly, and left.

By the time they came back, Kim Jong Un and Obama were now in the car.

"Hey, what happened? We were totally worried and were totally looking for you."

"Nothing, Kim-oppa. Just drive."

Still shaken up from the Trump encounter, Y/N nearly pissed themselves wondering whether they should tell their bf Kim Jong Un about Trump pookie dookie and the hot lady- I mean..other person.

They didn't want to make Kim Jong feel bald- I mean bad, but they felt like it needed to be said.

"K-Kim Jong Un?"

"Yes, pookster?"

"Um...I saw Trump at the mall today. "

"Really? Did you talk to him at all?"

"Uh..yeah. he was...with a-another woman."

Kim was silent.

"W-what?"

"Yeah. I know it's like, normal to introduce new people into this relationship, but uh, he should have talked about this before going out with her."

Kim Jong started crying.

He then proceeded to nearly crash the car.