Babies. Lots and Lots of Babies.

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In this conversation... Well, things escelate quickly.

Conversation 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: imma zombie

You: :O It's like the impossible love story!

Stranger: yep

You: How'd you become a zombie??

Stranger: zombie unicorn babies

Stranger: woke up one day and was one

You: We will take over the world with our babies!

Stranger: yes we will

You: That's like, the most adrenaline-pumping story there ever was, man.

Stranger: yes it is

You: Have you ever met a smurf?

Stranger: ya i dated one and got smurfitis so imma a zombie smurf

You: Zombiesmurficorns! [A zombie\smurf\unicorn hybrid]

Stranger: hellz yea

You: I like you.

You: Like, I can see you along side me when we rule the world.

You: I won't even try to kill you.

You: At least, not at first.

Stranger: its fun talking to you

Stranger: yep well watch everybody die

Stranger: and dont you try it ill rip your throat out

You: Except the zombiesmurficorns!

Stranger: :)

You: :) We make such a good couple!

Stranger: yea besides them

Stranger: yes we do

You: There is only one final question. Do you like Disney movies?

Stranger: yes i do

You: :D We are so totally soul mates.

Stranger: id think so

You: But I'm not the one getting pregnant.

Stranger: imma male i aint havin no babies

Stranger: you they momma who took the smurf juice lil

Stranger: lol

You: So?! I'm a female. When I'm on my period, the laws of physics do not apply.

Stranger: so your having them

You: You will be the one getting pregnant.

You: Not me.

Stranger: ha thats a joke

You: It is not. I refuse to get pregnant. Man up! Accept the challenge!

You: I AM NOT GETTING PREGNANT!

Conversation 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!

Stranger: kik me *Removed for identity protection*

Stranger: OKKK

You: NO. HAVE MY BABIES!

Stranger: I WIL

Stranger: L

You: YAY!

You: SOUL MATES!

Stranger: WHEN

You: RIGHT NOW!

Stranger: HOW

You: BAM! YOU'RE PREGGERS!

You: That's just how sexy my words are.

Stranger: i didnt feel anything

You: You look at them and KA-POW!

You: Instant pregnancy.

Stranger: NO

You: That's just how good I am.

Stranger: B*TCH A$$ [This word has been removed for being too offensive]

You: YES.

Stranger: F*CK YOUR WH*RE FACE

You: YOU SAID YOU'D HAVE MY BABIES!

You: YOU PENI$ WH*RE!

You: I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!

Stranger: PENI$ A$$ MUNCHER F*G PENI$ C*NT

You: YOU'RE A PROSTATE PINCHER!

You: BRETHEREN!

You: YOU'RE MY BRETHEREN!

You: I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!

Stranger: FALSE!!

Stranger: U R NOT WORTHY!!

Stranger: BITCH A$$

Stranger: SUCK MY NUTS

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Please do not take offense to the random bolded words. Wattpad and I were having difficulties and wouldn't let me use the tools right :\

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