In this conversation... Well, things escelate quickly.
Conversation 1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: imma zombie
You: :O It's like the impossible love story!
Stranger: yep
You: How'd you become a zombie??
Stranger: zombie unicorn babies
Stranger: woke up one day and was one
You: We will take over the world with our babies!
Stranger: yes we will
You: That's like, the most adrenaline-pumping story there ever was, man.
Stranger: yes it is
You: Have you ever met a smurf?
Stranger: ya i dated one and got smurfitis so imma a zombie smurf
You: Zombiesmurficorns! [A zombie\smurf\unicorn hybrid]
Stranger: hellz yea
You: I like you.
You: Like, I can see you along side me when we rule the world.
You: I won't even try to kill you.
You: At least, not at first.
Stranger: its fun talking to you
Stranger: yep well watch everybody die
Stranger: and dont you try it ill rip your throat out
You: Except the zombiesmurficorns!
Stranger: :)
You: :) We make such a good couple!
Stranger: yea besides them
Stranger: yes we do
You: There is only one final question. Do you like Disney movies?
Stranger: yes i do
You: :D We are so totally soul mates.
Stranger: id think so
You: But I'm not the one getting pregnant.
Stranger: imma male i aint havin no babies
Stranger: you they momma who took the smurf juice lil
Stranger: lol
You: So?! I'm a female. When I'm on my period, the laws of physics do not apply.
Stranger: so your having them
You: You will be the one getting pregnant.
You: Not me.
Stranger: ha thats a joke
You: It is not. I refuse to get pregnant. Man up! Accept the challenge!
You: I AM NOT GETTING PREGNANT!
Conversation 2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!
Stranger: kik me *Removed for identity protection*
Stranger: OKKK
You: NO. HAVE MY BABIES!
Stranger: I WIL
Stranger: L
You: YAY!
You: SOUL MATES!
Stranger: WHEN
You: RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: HOW
You: BAM! YOU'RE PREGGERS!
You: That's just how sexy my words are.
Stranger: i didnt feel anything
You: You look at them and KA-POW!
You: Instant pregnancy.
Stranger: NO
You: That's just how good I am.
Stranger: B*TCH A$$ [This word has been removed for being too offensive]
You: YES.
Stranger: F*CK YOUR WH*RE FACE
You: YOU SAID YOU'D HAVE MY BABIES!
You: YOU PENI$ WH*RE!
You: I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!
Stranger: PENI$ A$$ MUNCHER F*G PENI$ C*NT
You: YOU'RE A PROSTATE PINCHER!
You: BRETHEREN!
You: YOU'RE MY BRETHEREN!
You: I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY BABIES!
Stranger: FALSE!!
Stranger: U R NOT WORTHY!!
Stranger: BITCH A$$
Stranger: SUCK MY NUTS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Please do not take offense to the random bolded words. Wattpad and I were having difficulties and wouldn't let me use the tools right :\
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Exploring Omegle
HumorBecause I have no life, I have decided to spend my time with other people that have no life. And thus, the legend of Omegle was born. You meet some people, make them mad, and have some zombiesmurficorn babies. I got the idea to put them on Wattpad f...
