Gender Confusion and Unsanitized Shampoo Bottles

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**The material below contains violent over-reactions and people in need of baths.

Covnersation 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hai!

Stranger: Hey im marc im 17 add me on kik marcrambo

You: Are you a dirty pervert?

Stranger: -___-

You: YOU'RE A DIRTY PERVERT!

You: GO TAKE A BATH!

Stranger: lmao

Stranger: no i want to make new friends

You: Bullsh*t.

Stranger: just like u

You: You're a dirty pervert.

Stranger: nope

You: You need a serious bath.

You: Go get baptized!

Stranger: wow ur f*cked up

You: :D

You: *Fudged

Stranger: no i meant "f*cked"

You: No. You meant fudged.

Stranger: thanks very much

Stranger: but nope

You: Because the f-bomb is unnessesary.

Stranger: it is necessary in this situation

You: No it's not!

Stranger: ur judging people so go f*ck urself

You: You're over reacting Phil!

You: I'm not judging people.

You: *Fudge

Stranger: d@mn straight steve

Stranger: *f*ck

You: :O How'd you know my name?!?!

You: **Fudge

Stranger: im doing ur sister and she spilled the beans

You: That awkward moment when my sister is my brother.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: asl

You: Imma sexy stud muffin!

Stranger: m or f'

You: f

Stranger: coo coo

You: I don't want hot chocolate.

You: I'm warm right now.

Stranger: lol sure

You: You know what I do want, though?

Stranger: what?

You: Mushu!

You: He's so cute!

Stranger: lol you do that

You: No, you do it!

You: Get me Mushu!

You: GO NOW OR I'LL POOP IN YOUR SHAMPOO.

You: GO GO GO

Stranger: yea umm don't poop in my shampoo please get yo own d@mn mushu

You: Awh hell nawh. Imma do some duce droppin' if yall ain't gettin me no Mushu.

Stranger: ewwwwwww im grossed out now lol \

You: Man up wimpy wimp!

You: POOOOOOPPPPP

You: PLOP PLOP PLOP

You: POOOOOOOOOP

Stranger: iimm not gonna man up 4 you to sh*t lol

You: It takes a real man to take a killer sh*t! It feels so good!

Stranger: lmfao omg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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