**The material below contains violent over-reactions and people in need of baths.
Covnersation 1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai!
Stranger: Hey im marc im 17 add me on kik marcrambo
You: Are you a dirty pervert?
Stranger: -___-
You: YOU'RE A DIRTY PERVERT!
You: GO TAKE A BATH!
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: no i want to make new friends
You: Bullsh*t.
Stranger: just like u
You: You're a dirty pervert.
Stranger: nope
You: You need a serious bath.
You: Go get baptized!
Stranger: wow ur f*cked up
You: :D
You: *Fudged
Stranger: no i meant "f*cked"
You: No. You meant fudged.
Stranger: thanks very much
Stranger: but nope
You: Because the f-bomb is unnessesary.
Stranger: it is necessary in this situation
You: No it's not!
Stranger: ur judging people so go f*ck urself
You: You're over reacting Phil!
You: I'm not judging people.
You: *Fudge
Stranger: d@mn straight steve
Stranger: *f*ck
You: :O How'd you know my name?!?!
You: **Fudge
Stranger: im doing ur sister and she spilled the beans
You: That awkward moment when my sister is my brother.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conversation 2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl
You: Imma sexy stud muffin!
Stranger: m or f'
You: f
Stranger: coo coo
You: I don't want hot chocolate.
You: I'm warm right now.
Stranger: lol sure
You: You know what I do want, though?
Stranger: what?
You: Mushu!
You: He's so cute!
Stranger: lol you do that
You: No, you do it!
You: Get me Mushu!
You: GO NOW OR I'LL POOP IN YOUR SHAMPOO.
You: GO GO GO
Stranger: yea umm don't poop in my shampoo please get yo own d@mn mushu
You: Awh hell nawh. Imma do some duce droppin' if yall ain't gettin me no Mushu.
Stranger: ewwwwwww im grossed out now lol \
You: Man up wimpy wimp!
You: POOOOOOPPPPP
You: PLOP PLOP PLOP
You: POOOOOOOOOP
Stranger: iimm not gonna man up 4 you to sh*t lol
You: It takes a real man to take a killer sh*t! It feels so good!
Stranger: lmfao omg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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