My New Roomie

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**If you find natural waste disturbing, do not read on. If you find it a turn on, please, get help.

Conversation 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Asl (:

You: AAAAYYYY! SEXY LADAY!!!

Stranger: Lmao xD

You: Are you of the male species?

Stranger: No ? :3

You: TWIN VAG!

Stranger: H*ll yeah !! :D

You: Watch us be roomies in college!

Stranger: Omfg that would be the sh*t (;

You: Actualy, that would be what I just left in my toilet.

Stranger: Woah there

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy

You: So I got this Hello Kitty baind-aid, right?

You: I look like a total thug.

Stranger: yeah

You: Hommies be all "Awh sh*t! She got dem Kitties! Fudge naw!"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation 3:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi m

You: You're screwed, man.

You: So screwed.

Stranger: no why

You: Haley told me what you did last night.

Stranger: hat

Stranger: hay

Stranger: what

Stranger: what did haley say

Stranger: man how do u know her who r u

You: Haley said you're in need of serious man point deduction.

Stranger: no

You: She's my cousin, dummy.

You: Ye.

You: *Yes.

Stranger: f off

You: Dude, ask her yourself.

Stranger: serious man deduction

Stranger: no

Stranger: fck u

You: You spelled fudge wrong.

Stranger: haley who

You: Haley you!

Stranger: no really

Stranger: haley???

Stranger: last name

You: Yes, Haley is what I said, is it not?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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