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Conversation 1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Asl (:
You: AAAAYYYY! SEXY LADAY!!!
Stranger: Lmao xD
You: Are you of the male species?
Stranger: No ? :3
You: TWIN VAG!
Stranger: H*ll yeah !! :D
You: Watch us be roomies in college!
Stranger: Omfg that would be the sh*t (;
You: Actualy, that would be what I just left in my toilet.
Stranger: Woah there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conversation 2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: So I got this Hello Kitty baind-aid, right?
You: I look like a total thug.
Stranger: yeah
You: Hommies be all "Awh sh*t! She got dem Kitties! Fudge naw!"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conversation 3:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi m
You: You're screwed, man.
You: So screwed.
Stranger: no why
You: Haley told me what you did last night.
Stranger: hat
Stranger: hay
Stranger: what
Stranger: what did haley say
Stranger: man how do u know her who r u
You: Haley said you're in need of serious man point deduction.
Stranger: no
You: She's my cousin, dummy.
You: Ye.
You: *Yes.
Stranger: f off
You: Dude, ask her yourself.
Stranger: serious man deduction
Stranger: no
Stranger: fck u
You: You spelled fudge wrong.
Stranger: haley who
You: Haley you!
Stranger: no really
Stranger: haley???
Stranger: last name
You: Yes, Haley is what I said, is it not?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Exploring Omegle
ЮморBecause I have no life, I have decided to spend my time with other people that have no life. And thus, the legend of Omegle was born. You meet some people, make them mad, and have some zombiesmurficorn babies. I got the idea to put them on Wattpad f...
