Lamps And Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

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**The repeat of the same general topic in the conversations below was entirely coincidential. It was not done on purpose, so please, do not offend the lamps.

Conversation 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: Hey lo!

Stranger: hey

You: I want your lamp.

You: The one by your bed.

You: Right nwo.

You: *Now

Stranger: you can have it

You: GIMMIE GIMMIE

Stranger: take it!

You: NO. GIVE IT TO ME.

Stranger: okay ill give it to you ;)

You: :O

You: Don't be nasty!

Stranger: you quit thinkin nasty

You: You quit being nasty!

Stranger: my bad

You: My thoughts are pure.

Stranger: sincerely sorry

You: Your actions are not.

Stranger: I promise

You: Pinky promise?

Stranger: pinky promise

You: Okay!

You: If you break a pinkie promise all hell will break loose.

You: I will unleash my demonic barney on your ass.

You: He hibernates in a cave with Michel Jackson.

Stranger: buenos Dias

You: *Nods* I like tacos too.

Stranger: haha I have tacos for dinner everyday

You: :O I had tacos today for dinner!

You: We're brethren!

You: Propose to me.

You: Right nwo.

You: *Now

Stranger: will you marry me?

You: No.

You: I don't know you.

You: And I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment.

You: YOU'RE PUSHING ME TOO MUCH.

Stranger: I just love you so much

You: I know.

You: And I also know it's hard,

You: But you need to move on.

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