What's Up, Buttercup?

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**The following material contains cheesy movie quotes. Read at your own risk.

Conversation 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Stranger: ....................

Stranger: I hated that man

You: YOU HATED INIGO MONTOYA?!?!?!?!?!

You: YOU B@STARD!

Stranger: No, I'm kidding who is that?

You: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO INIGO MONTOYA IS?!?!?!

Stranger: I don't

You: YOU B@STARD!

Stranger: hahahha TELL ME

You: I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I hate my life.

Stranger: as do I

You: I'm 22 and work at a freaking fast food resaurant, and am never going to be able to get a betterjob.

Stranger: hey spongebob

You: Damn it! You blew my cover!

Stranger: how you doing on this fine a$$ evening in bikini bottom?

You: We're running low on bubbles.

You: How do you have an ocean without bubbles!?!?

Stranger: well, my life is worst

Stranger: I work with some hot chick who never gives me the light of day

Stranger: some ugly as f*ck chick who is always on my d*ck

You: Is that you, Timmy?

Stranger: and some retarded stoner dude who talks to his dog.

You: Oh, wait. That's not you Timmy.

Stranger: and the worst psrt of all is we go around in a f*ckin van solving mysterys

You: :O Freddie, I feel you man.

You: That sucks.

You: At least your boss doesn't dock your pay because he's a cheap b@stard like that.

Stranger: and at least my best friend isn't retarded

You: My house always smells fruity! How the hell am I supposed to smell manly if I'm surrounded bythe smell of fruit all the time!

You: This is true, also.

You: Do you ever get high off of the stoner's fumes?

Stanger: All the time. this one time I could've sworn that some deep sea diver was wreaking up theplace

You: Dude, try taking your retarded friend to school. He told the teacher she was fat, and blamed me.

Stranger: Or that one time he went to the olympics with you and he tried to f*ck yo sh*t up

You: That too. One time my pet snail ran away.

Stranger: and it turned out some b*tch a$$ grandma was taking care of it right?

You: Exactly! It's like, who the fudge are you to take care of my pet snail?!

Stranger: Didnt you also become a superhero once by putting on some tight spandex

You: Don't even get me started on that. I'm still picking that weggie.You: Is it true you once went to a place clled Spooky Island?!

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Conversation 3:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Herro!

Stranger: hi asl?

You: 16 f usa

Stranger: 18 m

Stranger: greece

You: :O

You: I love Greece and Italy!

Stranger: realy?

You: The Romans knew what the sh*t was, though.

You: You guys ain't got nothing on them.

Stranger: what is your name?

You: Star.

You: You?

Stranger: my name is dim

You: :D I brighten your day!

You: Haha, see what I did there Phil?

Stranger: are you virgin?

You: I believe in the Virgin Mary. Does that count?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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