**The following material contains cheesy movie quotes. Read at your own risk.
Conversation 1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Stranger: ....................
Stranger: I hated that man
You: YOU HATED INIGO MONTOYA?!?!?!?!?!
You: YOU B@STARD!
Stranger: No, I'm kidding who is that?
You: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO INIGO MONTOYA IS?!?!?!
Stranger: I don't
You: YOU B@STARD!
Stranger: hahahha TELL ME
You: I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conversation 2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I hate my life.
Stranger: as do I
You: I'm 22 and work at a freaking fast food resaurant, and am never going to be able to get a betterjob.
Stranger: hey spongebob
You: Damn it! You blew my cover!
Stranger: how you doing on this fine a$$ evening in bikini bottom?
You: We're running low on bubbles.
You: How do you have an ocean without bubbles!?!?
Stranger: well, my life is worst
Stranger: I work with some hot chick who never gives me the light of day
Stranger: some ugly as f*ck chick who is always on my d*ck
You: Is that you, Timmy?
Stranger: and some retarded stoner dude who talks to his dog.
You: Oh, wait. That's not you Timmy.
Stranger: and the worst psrt of all is we go around in a f*ckin van solving mysterys
You: :O Freddie, I feel you man.
You: That sucks.
You: At least your boss doesn't dock your pay because he's a cheap b@stard like that.
Stranger: and at least my best friend isn't retarded
You: My house always smells fruity! How the hell am I supposed to smell manly if I'm surrounded bythe smell of fruit all the time!
You: This is true, also.
You: Do you ever get high off of the stoner's fumes?
Stanger: All the time. this one time I could've sworn that some deep sea diver was wreaking up theplace
You: Dude, try taking your retarded friend to school. He told the teacher she was fat, and blamed me.
Stranger: Or that one time he went to the olympics with you and he tried to f*ck yo sh*t up
You: That too. One time my pet snail ran away.
Stranger: and it turned out some b*tch a$$ grandma was taking care of it right?
You: Exactly! It's like, who the fudge are you to take care of my pet snail?!
Stranger: Didnt you also become a superhero once by putting on some tight spandex
You: Don't even get me started on that. I'm still picking that weggie.You: Is it true you once went to a place clled Spooky Island?!
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Conversation 3:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Herro!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 16 f usa
Stranger: 18 m
Stranger: greece
You: :O
You: I love Greece and Italy!
Stranger: realy?
You: The Romans knew what the sh*t was, though.
You: You guys ain't got nothing on them.
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Star.
You: You?
Stranger: my name is dim
You: :D I brighten your day!
You: Haha, see what I did there Phil?
Stranger: are you virgin?
You: I believe in the Virgin Mary. Does that count?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Exploring Omegle
HumorBecause I have no life, I have decided to spend my time with other people that have no life. And thus, the legend of Omegle was born. You meet some people, make them mad, and have some zombiesmurficorn babies. I got the idea to put them on Wattpad f...
