**Some graphic descriptions were used. If you do not like unicorns with opposable thumbs, Dark Overlords, or poop jokes I suggest you leave. Now.
Conversation 1:
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey sweet cheeks!
Stranger: xP whats up pumpkin face
You: Oh, you know. Becoming the Dark Overlord so you and all your brainless pupil can worship me.
Stranger: ohh goodness. sounds sinister, have you been watching too many sci fi movies?
You: Psh! No! Too many sci fi movies have been watching me!
Stranger: oh so youre the person all those movies get their ideas from. Ahhaa, ive been expecting you, wondered when you'd show up
Stranger: goodness did you watch iron man 3 yet? that was so hectic
Stranger: did you go off to occupy some mere mortals brain? o.O
You: NO. DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME OR I'LL SHOVE A BAMBOO STICK SO FAR UP YOUR BUTTHOLE PANDAS WILL THINK YOU'RE A SIGN OF GOD.
Stranger: oh goodness
You: And no. I currently take the form of a unicorn. I like to shoot rainbows out by butt and burp butterflies.
You: Plus, it's fun impailing random objects with my kickass facial horn.'
Stranger: oh, that sound splendidly jovial x)
You: I also like to throw shoes at people who walk by me.
You: Because I'm a unicorn with oposable thumbs.
Stranger: ahh right
You: Do you know how handy those things are?
You: Very handy.
Stranger: opposable thumbs?
Stranger: handy
Stranger: on your hands
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: hoofs
You: Need to open a jar? No problem.
You: Got a roll of duct tape you need to use? Got it covered.
You: You know why?
You: Because I have freaking opposable thumbs that's why.
Stranger: xD dear unicorn, you've restored my faith in humankind
You: But I'm a Dark Overlord. Not a pesky human!
Stranger: dark unicorn
You: Excuse me, *The Dark Overlord.
You: :O YES.
Stranger: brilliant
You: The Dark Overlord Unicorn.
You: You all shall bow down!
Stranger: do you have an undercover civil name as well? cuz you cant use that name on the street until your evil master plan has been planned to completion
You: Indeed. I have two. I like how you think, person.
You: I think I'll take you as a less-worthy accomplice.
You: But don't worry, I'll still probably kill you any day.
You: Becasue I'm The Dark Overlord Unicorn with opposable thumbs.
Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
Conversation 2:
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss: What subspecies of Negroid Africanus does Obama belongs to: Negroid Apes, African Coons, or Australian Aborignals?
You: The black kind.
Stranger: African Coons
You: I know an Aulstralian that's never seen a black person before.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Conversation 3:
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss: do you want to have s3x at the moment
You: Nah.
You: The mood isn't hitting me.
Stranger: No
You: To have the s3x mood you need percusion music!
Stranger: Im not feeling too bueno
You: And lots of fruit snacks.
Stranger: Lol
You: Because fruit snacks are sexy.
Stranger: Oh helll yeah
You: There's nothing that turns me on more than an old fashion Scooby Doo fruit snack.
You: Would you agree, Stranger?
Stranger: No I like the flinstones
You: D:
You: I don't think we can make this work.
You: We just don't connect like we used to.
You: I know this is hard for you, but I need to move on.
You: I'm sorry.
You: Just, try to be strong, okay?
You: For me?
You: Can you be strong for me?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conversation 4:
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss: Darkest secret?
Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)
Stranger: im black
You: I ate the last cookie.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conversation 5
You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss:
Would you like gonorrhea? I can give it to you for free.
You: I WANT IT!
You: GIMMIE GIMMIE!
You: FREE STUFF!
You: WHOOO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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