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The Dark Overlord will Rule All

**Some graphic descriptions were used. If you do not like unicorns with opposable thumbs, Dark Overlords, or poop jokes I suggest you leave. Now.

Conversation 1:

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey sweet cheeks!

Stranger: xP whats up pumpkin face

You: Oh, you know. Becoming the Dark Overlord so you and all your brainless pupil can worship me.

Stranger: ohh goodness. sounds sinister, have you been watching too many sci fi movies?

You: Psh! No! Too many sci fi movies have been watching me!

Stranger: oh so youre the person all those movies get their ideas from. Ahhaa, ive been expecting you, wondered when you'd show up

Stranger: goodness did you watch iron man 3 yet? that was so hectic

Stranger: did you go off to occupy some mere mortals brain? o.O

You: NO. DON'T RUIN IT FOR ME OR I'LL SHOVE A BAMBOO STICK SO FAR UP YOUR BUTTHOLE PANDAS WILL THINK YOU'RE A SIGN OF GOD.

Stranger: oh goodness

You: And no. I currently take the form of a unicorn. I like to shoot rainbows out by butt and burp butterflies.

You: Plus, it's fun impailing random objects with my kickass facial horn.'

Stranger: oh, that sound splendidly jovial x)

You: I also like to throw shoes at people who walk by me.

You: Because I'm a unicorn with oposable thumbs.

Stranger: ahh right

You: Do you know how handy those things are?

You: Very handy.

Stranger: opposable thumbs?

Stranger: handy

Stranger: on your hands

Stranger: no wait

Stranger: hoofs

You: Need to open a jar? No problem.

You: Got a roll of duct tape you need to use? Got it covered.

You: You know why?

You: Because I have freaking opposable thumbs that's why.

Stranger: xD dear unicorn, you've restored my faith in humankind

You: But I'm a Dark Overlord. Not a pesky human!

Stranger: dark unicorn

You: Excuse me, *The Dark Overlord.

You: :O YES.

Stranger: brilliant

You: The Dark Overlord Unicorn.

You: You all shall bow down!

Stranger: do you have an undercover civil name as well? cuz you cant use that name on the street until your evil master plan has been planned to completion

You: Indeed. I have two. I like how you think, person.

You: I think I'll take you as a less-worthy accomplice.

You: But don't worry, I'll still probably kill you any day.

You: Becasue I'm The Dark Overlord Unicorn with opposable thumbs.

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Conversation 2:

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Question to discuss: What subspecies of Negroid Africanus does Obama belongs to: Negroid Apes, African Coons, or Australian Aborignals?

You: The black kind.

Stranger: African Coons

You: I know an Aulstralian that's never seen a black person before.

Your conversational partner has disconnected

Conversation 3:

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Question to discuss: do you want to have s3x at the moment

You: Nah.

You: The mood isn't hitting me.

Stranger: No

You: To have the s3x mood you need percusion music!

Stranger: Im not feeling too bueno

You: And lots of fruit snacks.

Stranger: Lol

You: Because fruit snacks are sexy.

Stranger: Oh helll yeah

You: There's nothing that turns me on more than an old fashion Scooby Doo fruit snack.

You: Would you agree, Stranger?

Stranger: No I like the flinstones

You: D:

You: I don't think we can make this work.

You: We just don't connect like we used to.

You: I know this is hard for you, but I need to move on.

You: I'm sorry.

You: Just, try to be strong, okay?

You: For me?

You: Can you be strong for me?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation 4:

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Question to discuss: Darkest secret?

Stranger is using Omegle's mobile Web site (omegle.com on a phone or tablet)

Stranger: im black

You: I ate the last cookie.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Conversation 5

You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Question to discuss:

Would you like gonorrhea? I can give it to you for free.

You: I WANT IT!

You: GIMMIE GIMMIE!

You: FREE STUFF!

You: WHOOO!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.