The Package Said Roses...

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**The following conversations escalate quickly. You have been warned.

Conversation 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: I LOVE YOU TOO.

You: Nevermind. I take it all back.

Stranger: Oh.

Stranger: -cough-

You: Don't cough at me!

Stranger: I thought we had something going there...

You: :O Do we?

You: Because I felt this thing,

You: But I could have just farted.

Stranger: I can taste it, on my tongue...

Stranger: Is that onion? Onion and ketchup?

You: ....

You: The package said roses....

Stranger: Damn, Royal Mail these days...always getting the post mixed up.

You: Exactly!

You: Wait,

You: How did you know I was royalty?

Stranger: Royalty? Pfft.

You: Don't pfft me! I'll have you beheaded!

Stranger: I F*CKED THE QUEEN.

Stranger: That is all.

Stranger has disconnected.

Conversation 2:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!

Stranger: m

You: Hai!

You: F

Stranger: 17

You: 16

Stranger: and from nj

You: New Jersey? :O

Stranger: yup haha

Stranger: u?

You: I think Snookie is an orange rat.

You: IL

Stranger: she is

You: I have lots of corn.

Stranger: nobody likes her here

Stranger: h0rny?

You: No one likes her here either.

You: NO YOU'RE H0RNY.

Stranger: lmao

You: YOU'RE ALL LIKE NEIGH AND STUFF.

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