**There is suggestive/violent content in the following material.
Conversation 1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: F. Want me to whack you off? ;)
Stranger: yes
You: Great! I'll go get my chainsaw!
Stranger: thats nice but your hands will do just fine
You: B-But... I really want the chainsaw D:
Stranger: or your mouth ,you can also use your mouth
You: You stick that thing anywhere near my mouth I'll bite it off like it's a carrot stick and feed it to my best friends Rottweiler.
Stranger: tell you what, you bend over, ill stick it in your a$$ and do all the work
You: Psh. Men think they've got the good stuff.
You: Maybe I have crabs. What then? Huh?
Stranger: well hopefully i find that out before im balls deep in your a$$
You: Maybe I don't have one. Maybe it burned off in a fire.
Stranger: your crabs burned off?
You: You know what? I like you. In a weird, twisted way I think I like you.
Stranger: well thats good, wouldnt want this to be wird or anything
Stranger: weird*
You: This means commitment, you know.
Stranger: i can keep my hands off the chainsaw
You: Crabs or no crabs.
You: :D Yay! My chainsaw!
Stranger: i guess im doing the bobing and weaving then
You: Psh. Heck yes. I belong on a thronw.
You: *Throne
You: I was a queen in a past life, you know.
You: With my chiansaw.
You: I'm gonna be sad when we have to part ways.
You: *Tears up*
Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
Conversation 2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hurro!
Stranger: waassap!?
You: Running away from the smurf lair because they figured out I was a spy :\
You: Stupid blue bastards.
You: Can I call you Simon?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: but my name is mike
You: :D Hi Simon!
You: No it's not. It's Simon.
Stranger: ok fine
You: Did you get me a Valentine's Day present?
Stranger: i did
Stranger: IT'S IN MY PANTS! 0.0
You: :D YAAAAAAYYYYY!
You: :O NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
You: Ewey.
Stranger: it's a chocolate and gift card
You: D: You soiled perfectly good chocolate!
You: That was not a wise choice Simon.
You: I got you a flower but then I eated it.
Stranger: did it at least taste good?
You: Hmm. Yep! It tasted like roses.
You: So now when I burp the air tases like roses, too!
Stranger: i must eat your burps then
You: :D Someone finally understand!
Stranger: so what do you look like!?!
You: All sexyness combined into the form of me.
Stranger: i like all sexyness
Stranger: (and you) :D
You: Me too!
You: :D I feel loved!
You: HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY SIMON!
You: But now I have to go eat bacon chicken.
Stranger: wait! [This sounds like the begining of a cheesy romance]
You: Nothing comes before bacon, not even you Simon.
Stranger: what is your real name!? [Continuation of cheesy romance...]
You: Bond. James Bond. [Ha, I never did like cheesy romances]
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: your pecs are flawlessly hairless
Stranger: SO!
Stranger: uh
Stranger: what's your real real real name!?
You: *Admires my pecs* That they are, young Simon.
You: DAMNIT! YOU BLEW MY COVER!
You: Meh. If you want to know bad enough you'll have to keep this chat open until I'm done eating my bacon chicken.
Stranger: but but but but but but but but
Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
***
Damn Omegle! She's such a b*tch! xD
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Exploring Omegle
HumorBecause I have no life, I have decided to spend my time with other people that have no life. And thus, the legend of Omegle was born. You meet some people, make them mad, and have some zombiesmurficorn babies. I got the idea to put them on Wattpad f...
