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Conversation 1:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: helllo
You: Do you know how to be a man?
Stranger: no I'm a woman
Stranger: :(
You: So am I, but I know how to be a man?
You: *!
Stranger: WHATEVER
You: YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS THE COARSING RIVER!
You: WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A GREAT TYPHOON!
Stranger: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A RAGING FIRE!
You: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF, THE MOOOOOONNNN!!!!
Stranger: I'm Asian
Stranger: this is actually hilarious
Stranger: LFMAODSAJFKASD
You: And you didn't know?!?! I'm ashamed for you!
Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
Covnersation 2:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'm looking for a naughty girl who wants to be told exactly what to do on kik or skype!
You: I don't think Hallmark has a card for that.
You: And that's sad. Hallmark has a card for everythiing.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'll make someone make the card
Stranger: then i'll fuck them up the @rse
Stranger: for making me wait
You: I don't think they have a card for that either.
You: You are breaking Hallmark, man! Not cool!
You: Do you know how many chicks live off of Hallmark?
You: A lot, that's how many.
Stranger: im so sorry but i have no idea what hallmark is
Stranger: is it some american thing?
You: YOU ARE A DISGRACE.
You: EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT HALLMARK IS.
You: Except the Cubans.
You: :O ARE YOU CUBAN?!?!
Stranger: Of course not!
Stranger: I'm the best
Stranger: I'm British
You: No, I'm the best you trash hole!
Stranger: No chance, you're American right?
You: No. I'm the best.
Stranger: no chance
Stranger: where you from?
You: America.
You: Which means I am the best.
You: I defy all laws.
You: Especially when I'm on my period.
You: 'Cause then it's like Hell, only not because it can get cold here.
Stranger: hahah nah, you are one of the colonies
You: SO WHAT? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?!
Stranger: you are an inferior country
You: Psh! Inferior. Not as long as I'm here. I break every scale. [This could be a fat joke.]
Stranger: What language do you speak?
You: All languages.
Stranger: what is your 1st language
Stranger: that you speak the most
You: Every language. I'm related to Jesus.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: f*cking americans
You: *Fudging
You: Don't get bitter because you lose, Joey.
Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
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HumorBecause I have no life, I have decided to spend my time with other people that have no life. And thus, the legend of Omegle was born. You meet some people, make them mad, and have some zombiesmurficorn babies. I got the idea to put them on Wattpad f...
