assasins have no friends

confused

"I wonder if hisoka is done already"

Illumi thought as he plucked out the last pin from his target's head, ignorant to the sickening wet sound the pin makes as its being pulled out

"oh" he suddenly said, putting the pin close to his mouth and licking the blood off it mindlessly, "what a weird thought" he whispered to himself as he left the scene, tucking the golden pins back into his collar, knowing all too well these "weird" thoughts are getting more and more common.

"yo" hisoka answered the phone in a playful tone "I just finished illu, the targets were no fun" – illumi could hear the magician pouting in disappointment through the phone "were you worried about me?" hisoka was teasing him, illumi knew him long enough to figure that out by now, "no. I wanted to see if I should pick you up or leave without you" "so cold" the magician replied, "alright, ill be waiting" he continued when illumi didn't offer any reply. "10 minutes". He hung up.

"why did I even offer to pick him up again...." The assassin thought as he sat in the back of one of the zoldyck's black business cars, leaning against the shaded window and playing with a long strand of hair. The butlers driving were used to him not being very talkative, that's how he liked it.

Hisoka got in the car a few minutes later, heels first, he was wearing a white and pink suit, with plenty of blood stains. "He was sweating", illumi thought as he examined the magician's muscular legs, the white soft fabric was wet and stuck to each curve, showcasing them perfectly "he was a runner" hisoka broke the silence and illumi's train of thought with a smirk, running his hand through his atypically messy orange – red hair "I see" illumi replied as he kept scanning hisoka, unable to pull his eyes away. "you always look like you just finished getting ready. Not a single hair out of place" hisoka remarked as he grabbed a strand of illumi's hair between two long fingernails "I'm a professional, you know" he continued to stare at the smiling magician "I know I know" he laughed and leaned onto the window at his side, dropping the hair he was playing with, much to illumi's dismay, and closed his golden eyes.

"will master hisoka be staying tonight as well?" the butler asked as they opened the car door "yes. Please make sure a guest room is ready"
"will that really be necessary?" the magician creeped out behind illumi's ear and whispered with a smirk. Illumi rolled his eyes in response and tossed back his long silky hair as he walked towards the mansion. Hisoka walked behind him, smiling and playing with a deck of cards as he goes.

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Illumi opened the heavy wooden door to the guest room in which hisoka was staying, it's been more than an hour since they arrived at zoldyck mansion, he had already finished giving a detailed report about the mission to his father, showered and changed into a green yukata, but he heard nothing from the magician this entire time.

"hisoka? You are being so unusually quiet", he stated blankly as he made his way in the room, to no response. The room was very big, with dark wooden floors, tall ceilings and walls carved in stone about a thousand years old, but the inside was modern, as the rest of the mansion. A tall, king size bed was placed in the middle of the room, as he got closer illumi could see on top of it was the very naked body of his red head companion, laying on his stomach, limbs sprawled, hugging the many pillows around him. Hisoka was fast asleep. "oh" illumi spouted at the sight and got closer to the bed, he wanted to have closer look at the magician's godly body, at the precise curves and hard angles of his pale, muscular, relaxed body. Hisoka slept with one leg straight and the other bent at the knee, giving illumi the full view of his juicy, round ass and the behind of a perfect pair of balls, resting on the white sheets between his massive thighs. Illumi always admired how muscular hisoka was, too muscular for an assassin. He felt weird, he wanted to get even closer. they already had sex a few times, but illumi always regarded that as an extra step to their mutual help, plus, hisoka was always horny, having his sexual desires fulfilled made working with him much easier. But lately illumi found himself craving the magician's touch, his presence. a very peculiar thought that made illumi nauseous, and yet he couldn't resist the urge and got onto the bed, placing his head on hisoka's butt cheek, using it like a pillow, and hugged one of his legs.

"illu...?" hisoka muttered in a raspy voice, opening one eye ever so slightly to peek through the red wavy strands of hair that covered his forehead and eyes. Illumi felt nauseous again, and a rush of blood made it to his face, and to his dick. "Did you miss me?" hisoka continued, struggling to keep his eyes open, much to illumi's relief, as he did not want to be seen flustered like that.

"It just looked comfortable" he answered plainly, not entirely lying, as it did look inviting, and he did not actually know what he was feeling.

"oh, it did now?" the magician asked with a smirk and pulled illumi in to his broad chest, so the top of his head reached hisoka's chin, and they were facing each other. Hisoka hugged the assassin tightly, illumi always thought he was too affectionate (in everything really), but he began to grow quite fond of it. "hisoka" he said sternly as he felt a poke through the silky fabric covering his lower belly "hmmm.. I can't help it illu, the thought of you missing me, and your hair smells so good..." – illumi dug his face in the magician's chest in an attempt to hide his blushing cheeks, making the poke feel harder against him "I didn't miss you, I just saw you an hour ago, besides, assassins don't –" "don't create emotional attachment and it's all business... I know I know fufu" hisoka abruptly cut him off to complete his sentence with a giggle, illumi could imagine the smug face he had on and it made him even more uncomfortable and nauseous - "it's ok" hisoka tightened his hold around the assassin and kissed the crown of his head, helping to release illumi's tense body.

Does this feel good? Illumi couldn't tell. The more time he spent with hisoka the more confused he was, it was all so different to what he was used to...

he felt the arms around him getting heavier and hisoka's breath getting shallower, he fell asleep again. Illumi knew today's mission was probably too boring in hisoka's standards, he always got like that when he was disappointed, after missions he enjoys, he gets energetic and extremely horny – once he kept illumi up for 20 hours of on and off sex after almost losing an arm while helping illumi with a mission, they only stopped because illumi had another target to hunt the next day. A small smile curved on his usually blank face as he thought about it, hisoka acts more like an animal than human sometimes, and he found it amusing.

What am I thinking?" "