Jouta knew Gun-chan was tailing him long before, "I'm no gaytor you fool, I may not like women..." and held out his fist. Gun-chan ran directly into it. Gunn-Chan had just chugged an entire liter of orange juice and now he had to pee, he peed. Jouta was disgusted, "you disgusting fool, get away from me, you're so annoying," Gun-chan whimpered and waddled away.
Gunny Chanchan returned to his Master's lair. He hurried to the feet of his master trembling in shame and dampy, moisan, and soilage. "I-I-I'm failed you, sorry Master Dieu senpai," he says in an intense country accent. "C-can I offa' you some trail mix?"
Dieu exclaims in a furious temper, "YOU INSOLENT BUMBLING FOOL!!" He was very mad. He stormed out of his Egyptian themed courtroom temple lair of glory and said, "I'll just have to send my ... stronger associate."
"DKYK..... come forth and serve me"
A shadowy figure steps out from behind the corner. "Aight Master," thus DKYK was sent forth.
Dieu had Gun-chan exiled to the swamps with nothing but a loin cloth and a pack of salami, a swift motion of his hand and he was thrown to the gaytors and gobs. "Ah the swamp..." Dieu thought to himself.
Many years ago a young stand user, a child of Dio, Giorno Giovana traveled from Italy to the swamps of Lecrosstralia for he heard of the unique swamp gangs and potentially unique swamp drugs there. Thus he began his venture through the damp in a sparkling pink luxury canoe. As he was canoeing through the moist soggin' wetlands, he began to see traces of strange creatures among him, such as colors of green flaky skin not from his canoe, and weird nasty oil spills on the water, but there is not oil here, what ever could be so greasy, and.. was that bones? He knew there were other creatures, as he ventured deeper these became more frequent. He saw suspicious carvings and signs of feasting.
Suddenly upon from his canoe he saw a figure writhing in the bog juice. "Yucky," he kicked it. It whimpered in pain from his dazzling punt. "grrr grr," said the goblin creature. Giorno said, "Oh! i'm sorry little guy." The creature growled.
Giorno said again "Oh!! i'm sorry, gentlesir"
"GrGr grrrrrrarara rwar," said the kind fellow. "Oh I see, yes I would love to visit your tribe"
Giorno scoops up the feral friend into his bedazzled canoe and the goblin shows him the way to his swampy paradise. Giorno is happy for the first time in like... a month i guess.
Months later, a pointyeared, blonde, radiant child is born. He had hair the length of his entire body at birth and fangs, Dieu Dio Dio Giovana Grrrgrgr Brando Gripipi was his full given name. Oh Dieu for where did you go wrong, an answer is given. Catboys.
Also Giorno abandoned him, he doesn't like vampires, they remind him of his father. He went back to Italy to live with his right hand man. Now Dieu also hates his father and blames him for the death of his goblin father, but anyways catboys. Little Dieu loved his tribe, his pack, his grunchle of gobs. However lecrosstralian goblin cubs rarely last, they are picked off by gaytors one by one. Only the strongest survive, but in the animal kingdom there are always those stronger or in this case smarter than you.
Authors Note: gaytors are alegators but gay btw!1q1! some of them are goth, yea yea yea yEA YeA thank'm to mi bestoe and mi other buds and the uh (monkey sounds) COMMIE MAKE YUR CHARACTER PLZZZZZZZZ!!11!1!1! Also, Lloyd farted in the pool and is obsessed with ✨✨✨✨pillow mints✨✨✨✨ (more monkey sounds) ooh ooh eee ee wahhhhhhh, be sure to like and vote and subscribe and submit and love u mwah
