Heaven And Hell Bond

Always Stay Out Of The Middle

There was definitely some serious beef between Blitzo and Verosika as they were glaring at one another like they were their most hated adversaries. It was like being in the same room Leon Trotsky and Joseph Stalin were in right now, and the Soviet Union has died many decades ago.

Lincoln gulped and hoped that he wouldn't be caught in the middle of this feud of Blitzo and Verosika. He slowly backed away as the two demons were looking at one another in hatred.

Good thing Loona was there to help him out and slowly back away with him. "Easy Linc, you don't want to be caught on the middle of this."

"I got that." Said Lincoln.

"So you told him how much of an evil callous monster I am, huh Blitzo? You sneaky little fuck-stain. If anyone is a real monster m, it's you."

"And you tried to steal my parking space, bitch?"

Verosika let out a scary growl. "You started it, Blitzo!"

"No! You started it!" Blitzo pointed his finger at her. "When you stole my parking space and my youth!"

"Oh please." Verosika scoffed. "I stole your youth? Pfft, my sexy ass. You are such a baby."

"Well you are a sore loser, Verosika. I'm not the one with the alcohol problem! You should be back in rehab!"

"With those loser nobodies? No fucking way." Verosika said.

"Look, I was protecting him from you and your horny hormones. Lincoln is a good kid and I would never let him be raped by a sick shithead like you."

"I would never do that to Lincoln! I am not a molester or a monster, unlike you. You treated everyone you love and care about like shit. Including me!"

"Will you just let that go already? I said I was-"

"Uh, Loona, let's get out of here before something ugly happens."

"On it." She opened the book and she turned into her human form as she entered back to Earth with Lincoln. Blitzo and Verosika were too busy bickering at each other like bickering dogs or a married couple would do.

"Whew, thanks Loona... again. I guess I owe you twice." Then he remembered unintentionally leaving Loona behind when he thought Verosika was going to do evil things to him. "Oh, wait a minute. I can't believe I left you like that. I wasn't trying to leave you for dead or anything."

"No, don't worry about it. No one does anything for me anyway."

"What about Blitzo?"

"I'll pretend I didn't hear that." Loona rolled her eyes. Turns out: she's ashamed of having Blitzo as her adopted father most of times and pretends he isn't his adopted father at all and shrugs him off in any way possible.

"Well, alright. Thanks for trying to help me get away from her, even if she wasn't trying to turn me into a donkey."

"Don't mention it, Lincoln. But I think it's good to stay away from her. She can be sneaky and cunning and she has a thing for getting her way."

"Being a pop star and all, that would make sense, but she said she liked me. Not in a romantic way but like a friend kind of way. And... am I really that adorable, Loona? She said I had a baby face on me."

"No, we'll, you're a goody two-shoes and you're... what many people call adorkable."

"That's a word?"

"Oh yeah. But Verosika is very flirty, being the succubus she is. So I wouldn't really take any of this comment from her personally."

"Ok. I'm more concerned about Octavia and what will happen if Stolas found it we lied to him about the whole thing. Even if you do protect me from him, I don't think we might have a chance against him."

"Oh yeah? I will take me chance when I have all my strength in me just waiting to rip open lots of cinderblocks with my bare hands."

"That would be cool to see." Lincoln admitted. "I still can't believe Blitzo and Verosika actually dated."

"Neither can I, Lincoln. It's surprising."

"I'll say."

"It's one of those celebrity marriage can of ordeals, but Blitzo isn't even a celebrity."

"If he was, he would be as rich as Bill Gates." Said Lincoln.

Loona couldn't help but make a small laugh out of that remark Lincoln just pointed. "Yeah and he would be living the good life like a kinky rich Asshole."

"So what do you want to do next?"

"Honestly, I don't care, as long as it's not boring." Loona kept on looking at her phone.

The white-haired boy made a gasp of excitement as he thought of an idea. "You know what l, we can go to Dairy Land."

"Dairyland?"

"Yeah, it's one of the funnest places in the whole world.

"Oh joy." Said Loona in a sarcastic voice. "Lead the way, Lincoln."

The theme park was not far from where the two were and Loona looked a little baffled to see many of these rides centered about milk, dairy, and similar products for people to ride in. While Lincoln was having fun on the rides, Loona looked indifferent and had her arms crossed with her usual bored, blank expression.

But it wasn't that boring to her since she is slowly warming up to Lincoln more and more. To her, it was better than Loo Loo Land a little. Looking at the camera on the coaster ride, Lincoln noticed Loona looking very indifferent as she would usually look while he himself was having the time of his life. Looking a little confused, Lincoln asked: "Did you hate the ride, Loona?"

"Well, i hate a lot of things as I mentioned to you before. But i had an ok time on that roller coaster." she let out a small smirk.

"I forgot to ask, what happened to Verosika's friends? They were chasing me too."

The disguised hellhound let out a bigger smile when she said: "Taken care of."

Meanwhile, back in hell, all of Verosika's friends were all tied together into a ball as if they were rubber bands, and they looked like they were in a lot of pain being knotted and bound like this.