Heaven And Hell Bond

Winner of the Bet

Every one of Lincoln's demon friends were still laughing and guffawing at what "the usual" was, Loona even felt like busting a gut as she was on the floor.

Lincoln himself looked annoyed and unamused by their reactions. "Ok, I get it, the usual is hilarious."

"I'm sorry." Loona wiped a tear from her right eye as she got back on her feet. "It's just too funny. I'm definitely going to see this shit for myself when the bet is over. Can I record you on video when you lose?"

"Ooh! I second that." Said Blitzo. "Pretty fucking hilarious!"

"uh, no!" Lincoln said. "Because I'm not gonna lose this bet. I'll win, and I'll be fine. But... even if I do lose, can you please... not record me on video? It's embarrassing."

"Yeah, we got that." Said Moxxie with his arms crossed before he brown down chuckling. "I'm sorry, I'm thinking of what it would be like."

"Besides. You did kinda bring this on yourself, Lincoln." Millie pointed.

"Right..."

"Look, Lincoln, don't panic." Loona said. "You don't know for sure if you'll lose or win. Might be a fifty-fifty."

"She does have a point." Said Vortex. "We'll make sure everyone hears the end of it if you lose."

"Yeah and doesn't your brainy sister have a Time Machine?" Asked Moxxie

"She's just about done with it. Why?"

"You can just threaten to show her the most embarrassing picture to her entire school if they still make fun of you for it." Millie smiled.

"You mean blackmail them? But blackmailing is wrong."

"Think about what's more important." Said Blitzo. "You or your social life."

The day had come when the show "Uncut and Uncensored" is going to air the next episode. Lincoln was feeling a little nervous about the outcome of the bet he and his sisters had placed. At home, he was reading some comics in his underwear as usual and then he was suddenly startled by Lucy. "What? What? Where? Oh. W'sup Lucy?"

"sorry to scare you, Lincoln, but... we wanted to show you something."

"What's that?"

"Some of the stuff we bought so you can be silly in the usual, dude." Luna sang teasingly. The other sisters were with them. She pulled out a silly wig out.

And it's gonna be really funny." Lana said with a snicker.

"So come on, Lincoln, why not just give up and accept defeat?" She pulled out two ridiculously large clown shoes that would put Robert Wadlow's pair to shame. "Hahahaha! Get it? Da-feet?"

Lincoln let out a sarcastic laugh and looked at his ten sisters with a skunk eye. "Oh don't give us that look." Said Lola

"You're the one who better the usual in the first place." Lynn added

"So come on, little bro, be a good sport in this."

"Oh! The episode is about to start!" Leni pointed, prompting everyone to sit down. They all waited in silence and suspense to see how the outcome will go down between a poacher and the bull white rhinoceros. Suddenly, before the poacher could pull the trigger, he was suddenly tackled by an attack dog and the heroic canine began gnawing on the poacher's face.

"Well, look at that. A park ranger and his dog have successfully caught the poacher and the heroic mutt is... mauling the poacher's face, and- oh! It just ripped one of his eyes out of his sockets. The rhino has been saved, but let's cut this moment so we don't get in trouble with the Federal Communications Commission, shall we?" then the program was immediately cut to the announcer of this extreme show. "And that's it for today's episode of Uncut and Uncensored. Thank god the rhino is alright. Score one for the good part of the human race and nature. Stay tuned for the next episode folks. Take care! Goodbye!" then the program ended.