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Meta Vs. Carolina: Dawn of Awesome

Vic: "Who would win in a fight?" Now, if that's not the most popular question asked around Project Freelancer, I don't know what is. Oh! No, wait—it'd probably be "Hey, where do these AI keep coming from?" or "Have you noticed that we're looking pretty evil lately?" Anyway, there's been plenty of action-packed punch-outs and kick-ass karate matches over the years, but we never really saw a match-up between two of our heaviest hitters: Carolina and the Meta. Let's see if we can do something about that.

The words "Meta vs. Carolina: Dawn of Awesome" float into frame. Cut to Valhalla, where Grif  Alex, and Simmons are seen standing at Red base.

Grif: Hey.

Simmons: Yeah?

Grif: You ever wonder...who'd win in a fight between Carolina and the Meta?

Simmons: Pfft, no! Only hopeless nerds on the Internet care about that kind of crap.

Grif: Uh, yeah. Why do you think I'm asking you? Come on, picture it. It'd be totally bad-ass!

Simmons: Well, yeah, I'd guess... Carolina would definitely win though.

Alex: I have to agree with Simmons.

Grif: Bullshit! You're just picking her because you're scared of girls! Meta's WAY scarier. He threw a Warthog at me!

Simmons: Oh, I didn't realize "scariness" was the deciding factor in a fight to the fucking death! Genius!

Alex: Let's get somone els in in this 

Cut to south and Delta standing in front of the three

South: So your asking us who would win in a fight between the Meta and Carolina?

Grif: You two have had the most experience plus we couldn't find Wash and I don't want to kicked in the balls by Carolina.

South: We all had bets on who would win but I don't know.

Delta: I have run numbers and logically it would be Carolina.

Grif: Bullshit the Meta would win.

Caboose: Hey Reds! Delta! What are you talking about?

Will: Caboose wanted to see what you were doing and I had nothing better to do. Sister and Ava went off on some Girls night thing I didn't ask and I don't care so what is it your talking about?

Alex: Oh, Grif was just asking what would happen if Carolina and Meta fought. We asked Delta and South since they have had experience.

Caboose: Fought who?

Simmons: One another.

Caboose: Another who?

Simmons: What?!

Caboose! What?

Grif: Just ignore him.

Will: This is going to be a while.

Caboose: Oh... you mean DEATH BATTLE!?

Simmons: I mean, sure?

Caboose: Oh! Awesome! Hang on, I know some smart people that can help! Be right back!

Simmons: Do you have any idea what he's talking about?

Grif: No, but I DO know that you're still fucking wrong.

Alex: Delta said Carolina would win and-

Caboose: Okay, I'm back.

Simmons: That was fast.