Red Vs Blue season 14 male oc

Get Bent

Vic: So, remember when everybody thought Church died and became a ghost? Right! Well, turns out he's actually an AI program. Spoiler alert! Anyway, he eventually transferred himself into a memory unit with the hope of reuniting with his ex-girlfriend Tex, who was also a computer person thing it turns out. Yeah, love's complicated like that I guess. Anyway, Church tried to relive his own memories over and over again, just hoping that one day, he could find Tex, and they'd be together, and live happily ever after. Only problem is, sometimes you don't exactly remember everything right. Second spoiler alert.

Cut to Epsilon  and Delta appearing in Blood Gulch.

Tucker: Church? Hey, Church! Church?

Epsilon: Huh? Wha-?

Tucker: I said we could blow up the whole god-damned world with this thing! Right Delta.

Epsilon: What? Are you talking about Sheila?

Tucker: Who?

Delta: The tank. - Oh wait, right, wait that doesn't happen until later.

Tucker: ...You named the tank Sheila?

Epsilon: I - uh, I - you know... Y-yeah. I mean... She just kinda looks like a Sheila to me, y'know. So, what were you saying?

Tucker: You know what? Forget what I said. We can definitely pick up chicks in this thing. Probably two or three chicks apiece!

Epsilon: Oh man, listen to you. What're you gonna do with two chicks?

Tucker: Church, it's like I always said. Women are like Voltron: the more you can hook up, the better it gets!

Will runs out

Will: Yiur not going to get any girls Tucker.

Ava runs out behind him.

Ava: Ya pervert.

Epsilon: And what chicks are we going to pick up exactly? Ava and south would not be intrsted.

Tucker: What are you, the rookie? We've got a whole base full of them right here in the canyon!

Epsilon: Yeah but tha- I'm sorry, what? 

Delta: Excuse me.

Caboose: (emerging from the base) Hey! Just wanted to let you know the General stopped by and picked up the flag! Also, I think she likes me!

Epsilon: WHAT?!

Tucker: Yeah, okay, whatever, moron! (To Epsilon) Seriously dude, what's with this guy?

Will: Why did we order him.

Epsilon: I, uh, I gotta go check about something. Come on delta 

Epsilon and Delta starts going down the canyon towards the Red Base.

Epsilon: Alright, don't panic, just think. You're reliving your memories, you're here to find Tex. As long as you didn't misremember anything, should be good. Tucker's fine, Caboose is... the way he is. Will and Ava seem to be the same although there article is early wich means that South might have come earlier. Canyon seems intact. Which means the only thing I could have possibly gotten wrong is...

Delta: I would have corrected it so we might have missed.

Female voice: Freeze, dirtbag!

Epsilon: Well, shit.

Epsilon turns around to face a female version of Sarge.

Delta: Oh, dear God in Heaven, no.