One of the first ones before PSAs
Washington, Tucker, Will, Delta, Ava Caboose, and Freckles are standing in a small huddle, while Sarge walks up to them.
Sarge: Ahem, hey, Blues. I think it's time we all had ourselves a little talk.
Tucker: If this is the sex talk, I'd love to make a contribution to the discussion.
Ava: Gross.
Sarge: This is not the sex talk.
Tucker: Oh...
Sarge: Me and the boys and South have been talking, and we think that now is the right time to make our big move!
Wash: What are you talking about?
Sarge: Gentlemen, it's high time we made ourselves a Red vs Blue movie!
Wash, Will, Delta, Ava Caboose, and Tucker look at each other for a moment, then turn back to Sarge.
Wash: But... we do that every year.
Delta: Ya we make a lot of money
Sarge: No! Not some straight-to-DVD nonsense! I'm talking about a genuine summer blockbuster!
Tucker: Hey, I like the sound of that!
Will: This can't end well.
Wash: Okay... what did you have in mind? What's the story?
Sarge: Heh, heh, story? I said 'blockbuster', Spielberg. Story should be the last thing on our minds.
Wash: Then, what's it going to be about?
Sarge: Excellent question, unit production manager Washington! Which is why I've taken this moment to prepare an incredibly expensive, cinematic movie trailer! Lopez, get the lights.
Lopez turns off the lights.
The following PREVIEW has been approved for
RED AUDIENCES ONLY
By the Motion Picture Association of the Galaxy
THE FILM ADVERTISED HAS BEEN RATED
R - Restricted
Blues require accompanying Red team member or guardian
Language, violence, violent language, the phrase ""
www.filmratings.unsc www.burnie.com
A golden banner appears, displaying the words, 'Non Mea Culpa'. Below it are the letters MJC. In the banner, Caboose stands up, and looks around, finally turning to the camera.
Caboose: Hello!
Fade in to Simmons Alex and Grif standing outside the Red Base on Valhalla.
Grif: Hey.
Simmons: Yeah?
Grif: You ever wonder why we're here?
Alex: You mean in the metaphysical sense?
Fade to a large grassy expanse, as Sarge walks through it.
Sarge: It's funny. I ask myself the same question every day.
Fade to Wash standing in front of a city being ravaged by a Covenant ship.
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