The Saga

OMNI GIANT ORIGINS

WHATS UP SLUT DIRT, ITS ME AGAIN, BACK, BACK WITH ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY, WORDS, UR READING TIME. IT ALL STARTED A BILLION OR SO YEARS AGO, I WAS JUST NOW MORPHING INTO THE FINAL FORM OF MY GOD LIKE SELF ON THE ISLAND WITH THOSE WEINER STICKS BUT BEFORE I CAN CONTINUE WITH MY AMAZING STORY ABOUT HOW LARGE MY DICK IS, I'll have to tell you why it's so gargantuan, why it orbits the moon, and the sun, pretty sure it's the reason for the footlong at most subway locations..
The Omni giants had a creator, he was a fleshy like entity that was always fairly depressed, always looking down on himself... He really nailed that emotion,, hahaha I'm sorry, he's a fucking sentient thumb from the thumbuplins race. His name was Krag, krag grew mad and things got bad when he found an elixir inside of his planet, while he was thumbing through some of the sediment in the crust mines where he worked. His family was abusive towards him at all times, wrestling him into submission, nicknaming him sore, they always made sure he'd stick out really... these are GENUIS fucking thumb puns, if you don't get them go read the fine print of the shit on ur ass paper after taking a massive land fill in ur porcelain slaves. Where was I, he built an invention out of this elixir that made him exceptionally powerful, as soon as he began moaning like a pussy being frenched he decimated every single thumb including his shitty family and made sure he was the king of the thumbupalins race. He started over, building a delegation of beings through none other then the powerful elixir.. he named them omnis, his pride and joy. The omnis themselves were indubitably imbecilic creatures, not knowing their A's or numbers as well sometime would ravenously chew their brothers and sisters to oblivion. Well Krag saw this and instead of becoming appalled he noticed it made them grow in size when they would cannibalize their kin. So he built a factory of omnis, cute furry little triangle creatures for consumption. Day after day hed feed the Omnis to each other until one day they were so Giant he knew nothing would ever stop him again. He'd live on thumbuplice with his Omni giant body guards and suck the resources from other planets to keep him immortal. As of late his elixir runs dry, so that's the reason I'm sure he's looking to devour earth. He one, I forgot to mention had adopted a very powerful, powerful being from one the planets he disintegrated, this being was NOT GONNA BE MENTIONED IN THIS STORY TWIT TWAT! LETS GET ON BACK TO THE MAIN STORY TIME..