The Saga

Fordons Party

ALRIGHT! turd waffles this, this is where everything, where the creek met the shit! Or however that sayings that sayings suppose to be said! We last saw Orflod and Paxtam scared they were gonna be deathed by Fordon and his muck fuck guards.  To their surprise they were invited to the best party in the whole entire Galaxy! Every one was At this party, friggleslips, dackleblongs, even the creator of the surpfloop was there, the richest man in the entire place that they, they all live, I am not just gonna keep saying galaxy. His name was Mr. Hiyler, he had security upon security, but I am getting fucking side tracked, I have to make sure I explain everything to you dip twigs. Let's fucking continue... we'll just go to their ride to the party...

Fordon: gentleman this is my vehicle, it's turbo, turbo, turbo. Only four of these were ever made. It cost me about oh idk like 123,000,000 surpfloops. This is probably going to be the best night of you're lives.

Orflod: Woah! You don't happen to know if there's gonna be any glarp flarp at this party huh?

Fordon: Orfrog? Is it? Yeah there's an entire ocean just dedicated to glarp flarp.

Okay whore trap, people so maybe I should explain what Orflod feels when he finds this pivotal information, he faints.. until they get to the party, (duh) let me explain to you what Glarp Flarp is, Glarp Flarp is like if you cried weed, a hint of heroine, a pinch of ecstasy and a dash of cocaine into a blender then served it as a slushie. It can also be smoked and the best most important part about it is it can't hurt you. So fuck nuts please tell me if you're stories have made up an entirely new drug... I'll wait... nope didn't flucking think so, damnit I'm off track again, uhm what was I talking about? Oh yeah the Glarp Flarp can be purple, green (dark), black, it can be every color and completely colorless. The euphoria it leaves you with would be equivalent to banging every sexy women on the planet, for girls reading it's like never have a period again. Shit back to the main story...

Paxtam: uhm... so like Fordon, Mr Fordon where's the party, the get together, fun time, place we're going to located again?

Fordon: well Paxtam, it's home to a man non other then Mr. Hiyler he is the most wealthy person ever, he created what we all steal.

Orflod: Well looks like we're gonna be fucked up and rich huh pax?

Paxtam: I don't know about just a random party, I just don't know if this is a good, like a well thought out idea Orflod.

Fordon; Paxtam, Paxtam, are you seriously denying my party right now? Are you seriously saying you don't want to go to my fucking bash of the year?! I could fucking kill you in so many conceivable ways you pussy shit!

Paxtam: I meant to say fuck yeah let's party!

ALright cum buckets they get to the party. Walking in, they see every celebrity, every degenerate, every body is at this fucking shindig, There's sex, drinking, smoking, groping, I think I saw some roping for the bdsm freaks! I mean this party is insanity, lights camera and oh fuck it action.

Orflod: Hey pax I'm, im pretty fucked up dude, like we just got here and I think my entire brain is full of Glarp Flarp, every part of my fucking brain!

Paxtam: dude I have drank so much flutsnut it's ridiculous, I'm, I love you man, I'm really glad we got, we went to this party here dude.
I saw a really big titty chick over there so I'm, I'll be over there man. I love you sleep tight.

Orflod: That's weird man, You're weird I like I love you to tho man, honestly we should do this more often I'm gonna go get more, fucked up.

So long story short, Orflod goes and gets so fucked up, starts humping a really expensive lamp and passes out, Tampa's ends up with the big titty chick, up in her guts for the entire night apparently to this day we don't believe him but ya know... They then pass out, mean fucking while that Cuck Fordon, puts a hit out on Mr. Hiyler trying to be the richest fuck on the fucking fuck. He's a really great guy, he is, but yeah that's we're about to be back to where we were at the, the end, or I guess the beginning l, Fuck it! THIS STORY IS SO FUCKING DUMB! JUST STOP READING, like this is the start of these idiots journey, or like path to the future, fuck it it's an entire SAGA, yeah that's right I said the title, suck my skiplop, you don't even know if that's what you think it is. I am leaving actually fuck this I'm going home, stop reading, we're at like 838 words, Well we were I'm just sick of you're attitude toward me, so go fuck you're self, I'm going to the next chapter by myself I have locked you out.