The Saga

The plot thickens

XXX clips.com.org.net The hottest and naughtiest beings flicking the bean, and Sipping the cream! OH... (shut laptop) Sorry I didn't see ya there. Anywho we couldn't particulary use Sunleenas Mamory land roamers because she was apparently out of telportation fluid so we had to take the SUB, which you    Homunculi call a bus, not to be confused with what you refer to as an underwater vehicle which we call a BUS, I'd like a sandwich. Where I was I? Ah yes, we took the Sub from clocktin to the paraolompus system just outside of the the three universes I built in the before time chapters, ya know before shit got interesting? Before our marketing team? Charecter development? Etc.. If we were gonna find this guy we'd need someone who knows the insides and out of the entire multiverse, AND BEFORE YOURE BITCH ASS COMMENTS AND SAYS ITS A LAZY ATTEMPT AT WRITING LIKE, MARVEL, AND DC, AND ANY OTHER BRAND OF KNOCK OFF JIZ FILLED SOCK EXPOSITORY DEVICES, Trust me it's not going where you think it is.

Orflod " This place mad comfy dawg, I'm pretty sure I just watched a whole group of people crying and hugging, on some real shit they were getting over some traumas, proud of them (SLURPS)

Coconut "They were fucking Orflod, every last body in that "hugging" they were doing the steamy rump roast speciality."

Orflod "well now I'm all kinds of sad." (Sad slurps)

Paxtam "Guys we gotta focus, who are we searching for  coconut?, why don't we just find some juice for Sunleenas bitties and teleport to that other vaguely similar guys location?"

Coconut "You should get paid for how stupid you are. First off you're busty brawds Cow spray is low, and this system isn't really the biggest DAIRY seller, considering we're in a city made of mostly the things I didn't want to be, when constructing my universes, I didn't think about random milk product placement, and secondly I'll knock you like a door if you keep frustrating me, Maxi pad."

Paxtam "I'm so sick of you're old ass dude, you're so invincible yet got bitched by someone without a second thought, I'm not the little fuckin dweeb I was when I went to Fordons party anymore, this is my fucking arch and I'm not gonna be paraded around by someone "God" who has no clue what he's doing, whose fine with getting my family killed not happening."

Paxtam pulls out his busted sword from the giant battle on misery island, and vigorously charges at coconut, coconut sips some of his under da sea beverage and awaits Paxtams slash, the broken blade barrels down hurling into the floor where Coconut was standing, he dodged it so fast Paxtam had no time to lift the sword from its location before Coconut took his pinky and swiftly placed it on paxtams spine soft as a feather hitting a still pond. The impact however was of colossal magnitude, Soaring Paxtam through a near by shed, the crew looked in awe as coconut before Paxtam could hit the ground was standing perched over him with this to say.

Coconut " I know you want to be a leader, but a leader doesn't fall into the temptation of his festering ego, his own stubbornness doesn't befall him, his own judgement isn't clouded by the mere fact that someone is coveted higher then him in his minscule existence, a leader does not beg or grow weary due to the temptress jealousys invitations, once you are well versed in these things only then will you become the leader you have sought for, until then you will remain an onlooker on my victory as such."

The crew was silent, they had not witnessed the monologue that coconut just presented a disoriented and delerious Paxtam, but they felt the piercing hypothermic chill in every bone throughout their bodies.

Coconut "I want you to rise, wipe the blood from your mouth and attempt to strike me again, if and only if you wish to challenge my stature as leader, if not my suggestion is to with great vigor and intensity stay out of my way."

Paxtam "Yes sir.."

He groaned, miraculously not in pieces in the rubble of the combusted shed, the shed reads loudy's Nick nacks and things. Orflod and Sunleena get to where the battle came to a swift end, Sunleena was not happy about the state of her lover and grew angry at coconut.

Sunleena "How dare you mercilessly beat someone so indescribably weak compared to you?!"

Coconut "when he adorned the weapon to smite me, the facial expression he sported was far from weak, it was an expression of a warrior, I merely changed it back to its normal form."

Sunleena "You are no leader, you're a bully, you've been a piece of shit to us from the jump, and I know you're scared that that other guy is much more powerful then you, so you took it out on pax!"

Listen trinket, PAXTAM TOOK IT UPON HIMSELF TO MEET WITH DEATH AND I FOUGHT THE REAPER OFF WHILST SHOWING HIM WHO THE TRUE MEANING OF DEATH COULD BECOME, YOU ARE ANGRY BECAUSE OF WHAT? AN ACTION THAT HE SURMOUNTED? I AM NOT SCARED OF ANY BEING, I HAVE NO REASON TO EXPLAIN MY SELF TO ANY OF YOU, I CAN AND WILL FIND THE ENERGY SOURCE MY SELF, I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS GESTATED DO NOT LIE TO YOURSELF AND CLAIM I AM NOT A LEADER WHILE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE BECAUSE I DEEM IT SO.

As the two were arguing, Orflod conjured up a concoction of glarp flarp and old crab milk he found in Coconuts place earlier on misery island, he got behind coconut and tried to insert it into his mouth (PAUSE)
Coconut conjured a staff from thin air and swiped a slash of fire at Orflod Havin him drop the beverage to the ground.

Coconut "Nice try but I have to be viligant and focused in case our enemy is in our vicinity."

Just as he said those words, a small little worm like creature with a gigantic mouth came from the torn up shop.

Worm creature "Well HEY NOW! WHOSE GONNA PAY FOR THESE HERE DAMAGES TO MY SHOP HERE NOW?"

Coconut "Don't know, leave us creature we are searching for someone who is well equipped to help us enter a place through a magenta like portal."

worm creature "WELL HEY NOW I COULD LALLLLALALALALALALAALALALALALAAAA HELP YA WITH THAT."

Coconut "What was that sound that randomly emitted from you're mouth?"

Worm creature "Well HEY NOW, IM LOUDY THE LALA WORM, From AN ENTIRE PLACE WHERE WE RANDOMLY HAVE LAALALALALALAAAAAALALALALAAALALAA spasms."

Coconut "Well that's extremely unpleasant."

Worm creature "Well HEY NOW, Sorry mister I can't help it, I personally don't mean to HEY NOW offend ya I just am tryna live my LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAALALALALALALALALALALA

Coconut "Orflod?"

Orflod "yeah?"

Coconut "fill me with enough of that concoction to make me OD."

Orflod "Oh I gotchu! Dont worry!"

Ordlod, then takes out another bottle of the mystery crab/flarp and coconut chugs it, finally turning back into his less serious fun loving self.

WHATS UP TIT TUCKERS, WE LIKING THE STORY SO FAR? ITS PRETTY WET PENINSULA HUH? IT IS I COCONUTS TOO BIG FOR THE SCREEN, GLAD TO BE BACK!

Worm creature "So HEY NOW if you wanna find those there portals it's really just a matter of where to find them LALALAALLALALALALALA inside this area, there's not many and whose gonna pay for my shop? LALALALALAALALALA

Coconut pulls out his cup and turns it into a fire shrimp shooter, and Proceeds to Scream la la la la as he kills the poor shop owner with the condition. They are no where closer to the portals or the bad guy, and they are looking pretty fucked at the moment.

Coconut "Wait yo  PS (FEMINISTS ARE GONNA DESPISE THIS PART) Sunleena, take out ya tits.

Sunleena "fucking excuse me?"

Coconut "I think, that this dumbasses concotion, may quite literally be able to power you're mountain transporter."

She rips off her clothes and Orflod pours in the milk, like picture one of those old computers with the cd rom. Her tis begin flashing, haha. And the teleporter begins to warble. 

Coconut "fuck yes that shit worked! Time to go get this son of a bitch!"

They all place a hand on her boob, consensually because that shits so fucking hot. They then travel to the first of Coconuts universes Lorgdit!

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