The Saga

Mearth

Paxtam: " We should probably get back to earth to see if we can protect its well being."

Orflod: (hiccups) "We're not the avengers bro, we have no powers, except like Sunleena, we're just some small time crack safers.. haha I meant safe crackers. These things are like angled Gods bro bro, We should just bow down to their awesomeness and die out like the human race will eventually ya know?"

Paxtam: "Why do you say the stupidest shit in the world? Yet it makes the most perfect sense in the end?"

Orflod "ya just gotta flow with the roll pax"

Paxtam: "Not the saying but I get you."

Sunleena" THATS IT IVE HEARD ENOUGH"

Shit farts cordless phones, Sunleena takes out a sword of a dead borginit, slicing frantically at the Omni giant. The Omni giant chuckles saying that tickles, quickly opening up its eye to reveal a tongue that transforms into a bright blue laser beam directed at her just barley not vaporizing her big titties out of the dimension.
Pax pushed her out of the way, springing into action jumping on top of the Giant fearsomely stabbing it with a broken blade from the previous battle, Orflod.. Orflods just standing there admiring the water of the mysery beach drinking his fuckin glarp flarp. I however got bored so I snapped and instantly ran my body through the floating Omni giant breaking through his entire body by diving my cussypunt form head first in the blink of an eye it fell from the sky while I burped or some shit, don't remember the whole thing I was pretty hammered, everyone looked on in disbelief..

OMNIGIANT: "WTF THAT WASN'T VERY ZERO DEGREES, YOU'RE DIFFERENT NOW, YOU USED TO BE ONE OF US. NOW BE TERMINATED!"

I was being lasered by the other two isosceles fodder so I tied both of their tongues to their genitals and used my coconut as a fire breathing staff to dispose of their math asses swiftly. After I was done I went to sleep right there on the sand with everyone's jaws on the floor like eighteen year old bitches saying they just want a break.

Paxtam: "COONUT WHAT THE ACTUAL PARAPLEGIC FUCK WAS THAT?"

Orflod: "Damn crab dude you got some moves."

Sunleena: I bet ur dick is so long, thank you for saving us, PLEASE COME INSIDE ME LIKE A DIRTY SOCK GOING THROUGH PUBERTY.

That's about it folks, the rest of the story is pretty fecal cheeks, just a bunch of exposition and plot, a bit of theme, some zany whacky characters, you don't want any of that garbage toothbrush though right? Who reads anymore? Get that meta verse and fuck you're virtual wench am I right? I'll stay here and say this is the end everyone is alive and me and Sunleena just kept humping like Igor's back for the duration of the story. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!
YOURE STILL HERE LIKE SPONGEBOB HUH? AFTER STEPHEN EXPLICITLY SAID DONT FUCK WITH MY SHIT WHEN IM BEING MAGGOT BUFFET, YOU MADE CAMP FUCKING CORAL? WHAT IN THE ASS BLISTER GAVE YOU THE IDEA TO SHIT ON MY CHILDHOOD? YOURE STILL HERE THINKING IM GONNA CONTINUE UR FETISH OF READING THIS STUPID FUCKING, POORLY WRITTEN EXUSE FOR A SAGA... Well ur damn right lamb chowder, sit back relax and don't worry about that crippling consistent depression come on!!!