FUCK!!!!!!!!!! FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! IVE TOLD YOU LIKE ALOT.. like a lot of amount of number of times that this story is fucking garbage fire at its highest form. YET YOU STILL FUCKING READ!!! WHAT NOTHING BETTER TO DO?! WATCH EVERY PORNHUB VIDEO DURING QUARANTINE HUH? THIS ISNT GOING TO END THE WAY YOU WANT, NOBODY WINS EVERYONE DIES FUCKING ENJOY PISS SNAKE.
Paxtam: "ITS TIME TO STOP RUNNING! Where's that weapon? The.. member the ironic weapon we got on targoboght."
Orflod: "Dawg... why do I feel like we have been like... frozen for a long ass time? Did The creator take a hiatus or some, some kinda shit? Anyway! Your right we gotta stop running, but I lost that weapon, misplaced it the last time I glarp flarped before we got on the island."
Sunleena: You fucking idiots! I have the foreshadower right here. But fuck you all, I'm not letting you kill me, I didn't tell you about the tracker because one I didn't know I had it implanted, MY DAD WANTED A FUCKING PRINCESS I WANTED TO KNOW MY FATHER AS A FATHER YOU INSOLENT PIECE OF BORGINITZ SHIT! Secondly.
This part FUCKING CONFUSED ME, CAUSE SHE PASSIONATELY STARTS KISSING THE FUCKIN PROTAGONIST, LIKE WHAT?! That went into the left.. right.. upside down type field. I think they like.. wait a sec I'll be back my crab milk is low. Alright cum tacos I've returned. Like I was saying they just started tongue, love.. kissing. Love making with their mouth snakes.
Orflod: Oh shit bro... she like, she like you and shit! He'll yeah get it Paxtam!!!! But like is this really the time to be kissing I get like romantic movies do that shit but like I guarantee Fordon and his goons have killed the borginitz by now.
Fordon: YOUR RIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS!
I'm here, no more fucking running! It's time to die, Bad goon guys kill them!!!
Paxtam: Fuck this, gimme my sword from the emotionally scarred blacksmith!
I was there, cunt worms.. the day that Pax tams balls dropped, he disposed of those bad goons like cum rags after being home all day, slicing their heads off. It was sexier then crab milk with no bra on. He lunged at Fordon but Fordon had a sword he attained from the mentally abused black smith as well.. he attacked Paxtam and they had a good ole fashion, sword swinging.. fight swinging time. I don't understand where pax learned to fight but man he was using that sword like a Ninja salamander from the planet blopglip.
Paxtam: this is for my brother!
This is for my girls father!
This is for making the creator have to come up with so many fucking running sequences
FUCK YOU FORDON!!
Oh.. shit Paxtam cut off Fordons arm, then his other arm.. he then cut off his tongue.
He fruit ninjaed that motherfucker! Paxtam is now my favorite character.. I'm sure that's the end of trouble for these.. this bunch of rag tag people.
Orflod: Damn pax u just fucked that bad dude up. Where'd that come from bro? Like shit u cut up that bitch ass bitch fuck. Why do we cuss so much?
OH SHIT HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, FORDONS TONGUE MOVED ALL THE WAY OUTSIDE AND POSSESSED A DEAD BORGINIT CORPSE! What? Are you shitting me creator? Fuck it!!
Paxtam: Why do I feel like we haven't won yet?
Orflod; well me looking out this window here it looks like Fordons severed tongue some how gathered a whole army on the beach. More over it looks like he possessed a borginit corpse and yeah.. we're pretty fucked.
Paxtam: damn u can see all that from the window? That's whatever let's finish this, plot final, battle time.
The three warriors.. wait why'd the text change? DID YOU BREAK THE STORY YOU PICKLE LICKERS?! Whatever fuck it.. The three protagonists line up on the other side of the beach with weapons drawn. Pax was holding the blade he cut off Fordons tongue with, Orflod was carrying the gun that shoots baby borginitz testicles as well as the foreshadower and sunleena is a fucking robotic bad ass human, cyborg bitch all imma say. Fordons army runs head first at our protagonists just AS THE BLACK SMITH COMES DOWN WITH A BUNCH OF RAG TAG PEOPLE FROM TARGOHBOUGHT armed to the teeth to fight with the protagonists for some reason!
Orflod: DUDE THE BLACK SMITHS HERE!!!! Fuck yeah.. Now it's a fair fight.
Paxtam: I don't even understand what's going on anymore fuck it... no ones gonna read this anyway.
Testicles being shot in faces, swords slicing appendages, people from both sides going to see their own versions of God.. Flaming arrow spines are being lodged in eyes, Borginitz ripping people to shreds, Pax fam was cutting through as many fuckers to get to the new version of the soul of Fordon! Sunleena was blasting goons with her missile hands, laser eyes, and acidic titties lactating acid milk. Told you she was fucking crazy! Orflod was popping testes in many peoples faces, he then remembered the foreshadower and pulled the trigger wiping out half of Fordons army cause.. Plot The black smith cunt got stabbed in the face... wait didn't he get sniped earlier? This is just lazy fucking writing on the creators part.. any way HES dead for good now hope you didn't fuck with that stupid bitch too much. Pax tam finally gets to Fordon, he attacks pax tam clawing his face. Pax tam slices his paw or whatever the fuck it is..
Paxtam: Now that I'm bad ass I hope that leaves a fucking scar you poltergeist piece of shit writing material, your the worst excuse for a villain since the crash bandicoot guy.. who was that? Fuck is that copy right? Fuck this..
Fordon. Rawr.. babbling noises, No tongue sounds... (Rawr angrily!) MAD ANGER RAWR BABBLING NO VOICE SOUNDS!
Paxtam: Fuck you to!
Pax tam then cuts that fuckers head off. The enemies grow weaker dwindling in numbers and shit.. The protagonists finish brutally murdering the enemies who have families And probably like a kids baseball game to attend the next morning ooops. FUCK THIS CUM DUMP OF A STORY, I CANT BELIEVE YOUR STILL READING! BITCH..
Paxtam: Well.. fuck like I guess that's the end of the adventure, my face hurts, My girls sexy, my bro's breathing its a pretty.. good kinda ending I think, the fans will like this ending and shit.. Were like heroes and fuck now.
Orflod: SHIIIIIT WE WIN, Nothing else to do but go and get some surfloops and drink some flarp cause the adventure, the endeavor, the story, the The, Thing is over.
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Paxtam: Fuck it... Guess this story is a.. Seriously creator? Your gonna make me say some bullshit like this is the.
SAGA.
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Adventure"Fuck you! Why are you even reading this description?! You are a irrelevant, incompetent piece of garbage, toilet paper. YOU'RE ALMOST AS idiotic as the person creating this bag of shit story! First off none of these chapters are gonna have correct...
