The Saga

The Black smith

Orflod: so like whose the best to get some bad ass type of weapons on this bitch Sunleena?

Black smith: Did I hear someone say weapons? I got weapons all kinds of weapons, this right here will melt you're enemies in the flash of the eye, in the blink of a flash, and this one, this one right here is well idk what this one does, to be completely honest I don't even know what I am doing with my life. There's so much death, and pain, so much heartache residing on, in the universe. I wanted to be an astronaut, I had wanted to be in space ships since I was like young, a very young age. My dad beat my mom as a child, he was always drunk, coming home saying I was never gonna be anything, basically forcing her to pleasure him after he got home. She always came out of the room crying with black eyes. I wanted to kill him, I wanted him to die, I remember I retired from the military and he died the day after, I never went to his funeral. I have never given an orgasm to any female, I am a disappointment and a mistake.

Paxtam: sooooo.... uhm... you said you had some weapons?

Black smith: yes, how silly of Lil silly ole me. We got so many weapons, we got this one here, it's, well it's a gun, it will kill anybody. Then we got this pointy edged thing, I don't know what you want, I'm a black smith not a weapon describer type guy. These weapons will kill you're assailant. I'm a fuckin black smith, I make weapons I don't describe what they do.

Orflod: What's this red one do?

Black smith: Except that one, that one I can explain because of plot. This one is for like ending a whole sorta army of people's lives. It's called the foreshadower, this one next to it on the left shoots baby Torinon testicles.

Orflod: WTF, that's nasty, that's why that chick was giving? Oh God what kinda sick fucking person would make that type of weapon?

Black smith: One who wanted to be an astronaut, one who wanted to be the world renowned astronaut actually, no I'm not the best person in the world, I truly care about p.p....peo.

You're probably thinking what the fuck is happening? Well we had to kill off the black smith because fuck him, he's retarded and shoots baby testicles at organisms. Plus he's never made any female cum, hahaha what a loser, oh and the bad guys sniped him in his back, that's why he couldn't finish his oh so heart warming dialogue. What a fucking douche, WAIT! THE BAD GUYS FOUND OUR PROTAGONISTS! Shit! I want some cookies with this Crab milk, any way their gonna run, and not get caught cause duh... they end up touching Lena's ta,tas and leaving the planet. YOURE WECLOME.