The stories in Bold letters now, when I talk now so you're Stupid, Stupid, Stupid, mind can comprehend better. I figured out how to get to the next chapter without you're fucking help, thanks for nothing. Any way...
Orflod: Yo Pax come hit some of this glarp flarp!
PaxTam: we need to get this done Orflod, just cause you get high during heists doesn't mean I have to.
Orflod: You don't need to be an asshole about it dude, God just be the king of asshole Ville right, over right here.
Paxtam: Just Hand me the laser ray.
"Laser ray noises" "Laser ray noises"
Paxtam: Alright Orflod I'm in, this, this Safe is open, there's a lot of surpfloops in here.
Orflod: Oh shit!!! Do you know how much Glarp Flarp we can buy with that! Look at all of them!
Okay moron! So at this part I'll explain to you what Orflod does when he sees the fucking surpfloops, he bathes in them, what, what else would you do if an entire safe had millions of Surfloops in, on the inside flowing onto the ground! Just had to help you envision it!
Paxtam: "Orflod we could take over the Galaxy with this safe! Where are we?!"
Orflod: "Were just in the system dude."
Paxtam: Were in the Fordons mansion? In the fordon system?!
Orflod: yeah why?
Burst in!! Loud bangs! Loud burst Bangs!
Fordon: "Who in the Rafloods are you guys?, Kill them! "
OKAY BITCH NIPPLES! this is an action scene, so I am gonna try and explain it to the best of my genius ability, so what's going on here is, the protagonists have gotten caught in a big, a giant, kinda, type of pickle! The fordons Are a ginormous family, kinda like the earths mafia of sorts, their coming home to our protagonists stealing all of their shit! So their understandably pissed!
Paxtam:"Orflod! HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME THAT WE WERE ROBBING THE FORDON FAMILY! THERES BULLETS FLYING PASSED MY FUCKING HEAD ORFLOD!"
Orflod: "dude just relax, here let's hide in this conveniently placed hatch it looks like it has a secret room. Wow this is a convenient placed, place, spot to hide here huh Paxtam?"
Paxtam: "Orflod, I just want you to think about the situation we're in. The Fordons are ruthless surpfloop collectors, you maybe a burglar, their full blown assassins! What are we gonna do if they find us?! They are not nice, like nice type organisms Orflod!"
Orflod: "I think we'll be fine in here, it's not like they need to find this secret room so the plot can continue!"
Burst in sounds! CRASHES THROUGH DOOR TYPE OF SOUND!
Fordon: "Well, Well, Well if it isn't the bitches who tried to steal my surfloops."
Paxtam: Were so sorry mr Fordon sir please don't string us up by our tongues.
Fordon: Guys, fellas, I'm a nice guy
Paxtam: "whispers under breath". "That's a plot twist"
Fordon: What?
Paxtam: nothing uh nothing sir.
Fordon: as I was saying I'm gonna need you idiots, this is the biggest safe in the galaxy, I'm impressed more then pissed, as a matter of fact who wants to go to a party?
YEAH! That's right you bitchy bitchity bitches! We're going to that fuckin party that they, they get super fucking wrecked at, I am just gonna transfer us to the next chapter with the power of fuck ENGAGING POWER FUCK.... Loading.... FUCK THIS PIECE OF SHIT LOADING, TYPE SHIT, I know what you're thinking reader! You're thinking my therapist was right and I did kill that... oh shit it's done loading let's go! 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽➡️
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