The Saga

The morning After

Paxtam: (Yawn). "What happened last night?" "Why do I talk to myself?" "I better go find Orflod." "Orflod!? Where are you? Orflod!?"

Orflod: I'm right here Pax, what, why you got to be doing all that screaming for?

Paxtam: "Well I just was trying to, I was searching for you, could you put on some pants please, like bro, why were you fucking a lamp Orflod?"

Orflod: Well Pax I have a theory..

Paxtam: Shut up, Oh shit Orflod please don't tell me I am looking at an open, not closed version of Fordons safe from his mansion, and please tell me there's not only 20,000 surpfloops inside it left!
Why do you still have the fucking safe Orflod?! Fordon graciously took us to the party, this party were waking up at and you still steal from him?

Orflod: Well like I steal man, I made a molecular beam, generator doohickey to shrink it down to pocket size so I could later put it in our crib, on our planet. But things seem to be very, going differently now!

Paxtam: You're a fucking idiot Orflod were gonna, he's gonna shoot us till we can't be shot anymore Orflod! We are so totally fucked, shit, oh Fuck!

Sunleena: Why are you guys down here screaming like borginitz? How do you expect me to get beauty sleep when you're all screaming?

Paxtam: Sorry big titty chick, we didn't mean to wake, to disturb you're sleep.

Sunleena: "uhm... my names Sunleena, and what are you guys freaking out about anyway? Why are you still here? I thought you'd be gone by now. Usually what happens with one night stands."

Paxtam: Well we got up late I guess, I don't know what Happened, all of what occurred last night to be honest. I just know we're like, in some guys mansion, in some system his name was mr Hemisphere, or something like that.

Sunleena: Okay 1. You're in my mansion, well my daddy's mansion mr Hiyler and two not much really happened last night, I mean I know we all got fucked up, you're friend over there started humping the lamp, and you and I fucked I guess...

Paxtam: what do you mean you guess?

Sunleena: I mean that you might have slid into my vagina once, then you cried or something. It was about as orgasmic as reading a news paper in the dark.

Paxtam: Well, that, that wasn't called for, you said you're father is Mr Hiyler? So is there like cameras that could explain last nights story better?

Sunleena: I mean yeah up in his master room, on the top floor, there's a whole view of the entire house on repeat every day. Except bedrooms, which is great for you now you don't have to look at what a failure you were.

Paxtam: But seriously that makes my heart weep, let's just go find the cameras.

Alright fuck clocks, this is huge, so if you weren't paying fucking attention, the big titty chicks dad is Mr Hiyler, They start to head upstairs in this gigantic type of mansion, giant rooms and stuff all around. But remember fuck lards that Fordon put a hit out on Mr Hiyler, the night before. SO now the gang is gonna see some fuck shit! So go to the next fucking chapter, actually fuck it will put it in this chapter, the, this one.

Paxtam: Ok sunleena, so how do we get into these cameras?

Sunleena: well if we believe real hard I'm sure we could, we use the password dumbass, see (password accepted noise) now we can see everything that happened last night, see there's Orflod banging the lamp, there's some hobo eating borginitz meat, there's my dad dead in his chair. WAIT! My dads dead in his fucking chair! FUCK YEAH!

Orflod: wait a sec I know I'm stoned like, the like the rolling guys, the people, those stones, but did you just say fuck yeah to the death of you're father? If you were a super hero there would be no type of great responsibility with you, you'd, you'd fuck the world with sand paper nails.

Sunleena: My dad was the richest man alive, he was basically royalty, one I have hella cash now to go shopping. Cause that's the only way you abysmal Neanderthal men can describe the opposite sex in stories now. And two my dad was evil, like he had a whole bunch of orphans killed, just cause they weren't working hard enough in the Sidney sweat shops.

Paxtam: we'll, well that's kinda fucked, but like he doesn't deserve to be like murdered. If he was murdered idk where this, what the narrator, writer, figure is doing in this story here, over on this part.

Fordon: Well he was murdered, I believe I had someone shoot him in his stupid fucking face. Yes I did just come into the room with goons inconspicuously, you didn't even fucking notice, but now to tell you about my plan, and no it's not an evil villain fucking monologue. Since you're daddy is dead now, I'm gonna steal all of his riches, and be the richest mother fucking organism in the universe. Just picture it the Bad guys win. Oh I almost forgot you have all heard this and have to die now.

BRO, brosive how you teenager humans, things say that. Orflod is truly an OG for throwing Glarp Flarp in Fordons face, they then like skeet,delete, retreat out of there, laser guns being fired past them, almost disintegrating paxtam in the process, but who comes to save him, the bitch who he couldn't he couldn't make cum. Like wtf who the fuck, I ain't saving you if you said my performance was less then like Arnold Schwarzenegger. Any way I'm off the fucking train, not even the track. So Fordons goons chase them down to the next floor, we'll go there.