Paxtam: Sunleena do you think you have enough tit juice to bring us to earth?"
Sunleena" I think so, let just check my ever lactating robo fun bags.
Paxtam: "the sarcasm is just perfect thanks, Orflod, I'm gonna need you to help me with this over here."
Orflod: "Woah what the fuck, ya fuckin making Tam."
Paxtam: "It's kinda weird to use the last part of my name, don't, let's not do that shit. Anyway I found some kinda ooze off the triangle fucks. I converted it into an energy source through sunleenas butthole lab when we were doing the goo transporting last night.
Orflod: "The amount of specifics you just stated have hurt me more then I will ever admit to anyone breathing. What kinda energy? Like what did you build out of it?
Paxtam: "A prototype kinda sword, I found a couple of broken pieces out on the battle field and since were leaving soon I thought eh what the fuck right?"
Coconut: "Wrong u insufferable little dick stain, those beings are incredibly unpredictable, that goo isn't just some typical alien jiz. Don't bring that sword to the Clocktin planet. We don't want anymore trouble, we're going to to clocktin to reup my stash of crab dairy and going to Youre mearth or whatever and hopefully have no need for a shitty corny trilogy."
Paxtam: "Why do you know so much about those creatures anyway? I get you're powerful, but if you're so fucking powerful then why on all the earths wouldn't you just destroy this Krag bitch you're self."
Coconut:" (Audible elongated wet fart) does that answer ur question pussy lips? You're dealing with power you have not a clue of in ur squishy pink head sack. Don't do anything to piss me off or I'll have ur butt become a different mysterious body part."
Paxtam: "understood, Sunleena let's go to Clocktin to get this junkie his fix".
JONBON? YEAH BRO ITS ME...
(AUDIBLE MOANING) CUM IN IT, YOU DIRTY SLUT, SPANK IT, EAT IT I WANT U TO EAT ALL OF THAT GOAT CLACK.
JONBON... Are you fucking ur mom again? Listen after u get done with the horrid acts of incest you are using to probably just promote ur story in a half ass way like gum of throngs hit me outside of clocktin
(OHHH) FART OOHHH LICK IT,
Actually JONBON, I think I'll just hit ya when ur not busy, I'm coming through for a reup of the milk, so if you can just meet me
OOOOOHHH OOH, Not the sword fish
Ok bye.
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