The Saga

Running....again

Alright Aids contractors, were now in the part of the story where our protagonists are running again. I'm not gonna explain every fucking foot step they take. Do I look like a fit bit to you? No, no I am not, I will however tell you how the bad people found where they were hiding. Hahaha psyche no I won't. Keep reading the story sack balls. I'll give you a hint it has something to do with Sunleena.

Paxtam: So what were just gonna have to keep leaving until we kill this fucker? I'm so sick of having to be afraid, I'm sick of anxiety, I'm sick of not sitting in my living room Just watching Tv. I don't get why you're tits take so long to get from point A to point B either, like what's, why's that happen?

Orflod: Damn Pax I member those days. We could just sit down and watch cartoons. That was so fuckin lit, that was before we ever had our first heist. Just sip some Flarp Pax. It'll get you're mind off it.

Paxtam: What The Fuck! Orflod the only reason we're even in this fucking mess, type debacle thing is because you got high. We're being hunted dude why the fuck would you get high right now?!

Orflod: Maybe cause the universe sucks, maybe cause nobody can get along, nobody loves anything or anyone. Maybe cause my mind races faster then I can comprehend sometimes. Maybe cause I barley remember a time when I wasn't a criminal, nobody wants to be with a fellon Paxtam. No one wants to have a family with someone who steals to survive. I am destined to live and die alone, I'm destined to get what's coming to me, I'm a fucking genius. I can make something that would end this adventure right now, but why would I? Would it matter? Would anything matter? So we die. So what?! It doesn't matter, if we kill Fordon the writer will just create a new antagonist. We're not fucking special Pax, were nothing. Nothing that is trying to attempt to survive but for what? Why would we if were just going to die? Why do we celebrate another year closer to our deaths? Why do we live just to die? So yeah man I get high to escape the inevitable fact that nothing is special. Not love, nor intelligence, nor anything. We're gonna die so live the best you can while you can. You always call me retarded, stupid, dumb, but the fact is Pax I'm living.

Well.... I didn't even see that coming, let's lighten the mood tho with the fact that, Orflod just made that incredible speech with his hand on a titty, I honestly forgot where the fuck they are off to now. Well no I didn't but I'm not just gonna give away shit... anyway let's continue.

Paxtam: Orflod I...I had no clue bro, I'm sorry for, for like being an asshole from asshole ville man. I don't remember much about our child hood either bro, I know our parents went on vacation, didn't come back from vacation etc...

TRANSPORTED NOISE...

Sunleena: okay guys were here. Welcome to..

Ladies and Gentlemen the moment you suck fucks have been awaiting. The chapter where you meet the devilishly handsome, the incredibly whimsical, the outright best organism in the universe ME! you are all about to meet the narrator that made narrators. Drum roll please. ROLL THE FUCKING DRUM! Roll that bitch like a bowling ball! welcome To MISERY ISLAND!