My Home Is Always With You {10}

Chapter 7: "Girls, Girls, Girls"

Liz and the boys are at a restaurant eating steak, well Sam thinks they are looking for a case, but Liz's on a dating app chatting with a woman she's been texting for days to setup a threesome with Dean, since Dean finally agreed to a threesome. Sam's looking at the newspaper and says, "What? This? Um, cattle deaths a few towns over? A demon possibility or something?" Dean's enjoying his steak and says, "No, it says right there. It's probably just 'cause of the drought." Sam says, "So, what are we doing here?" Dean says, "Uh, reason's right on your plate. Lizardo's porterhouse-- U.S.D.A. prime. It's the only place between Connecticut and the bunker you can get a decent steak under 10 bucks." Sam looks at Liz because she's getting a lot of notifications and he says, "Liz, you are blowing up. Who is that?" Dean looks at Liz panicked because doesn't want Sam to know what's actually going and she says, "It's nothing." Sam slowly nods and Sam grabs Liz's phone and Liz and Dean both say, "Sam!" Sam sees that Liz is on a dating app and he's confused and says, "You're on a dating app? Why? Are you guys, okay?" Liz says, "We're fine. We're just experimenting." Sam says, "Experimenting? Really, you're screen name is SandersonWitch93?" Liz innocently says, "What?" Sam shakes his at Liz and he says, "Shaylene, huh? Liz, there are like a million messages here." Liz says, "Yeah, check her pic out." Sam sees the picture and says, "Uh... oh. Wow. Okay. Um, okay. She's okay. But..." Dean says, "'But,' what?" Sam says, "But she seems, um... kind of... available. Like, too available." Sam reads the messages and finds out the real reason why Liz and Dean are here and it's because they are gonna do a threesome with Shaylene. Liz says, "So? It's just for one day." Sam says, "You guys do realize there's no guarantee "Shaylene" is even Shaylene. I mean, for all you know, it could be some... canadian trucker n-named Bruce." Sam sees that Shaylene's real, and Liz and Dean follow his gaze and Liz looks back at Sam with a smug look and she says, "You were saying?" Dean says, "Yeah, that look like a Bruce to you?" Later, Liz and Dean take Shaylene to their motel room and Shaylene says, "Okay, Dean, I want you on the bed watching me and Liz." Dean nods gulps because he's excited to watch some girl-on-girl action. Liz throws Shaylene up against the wall and they kiss, and Shaylene pulls away from Liz and says, "Oh, I forgot something. We still need to discuss my terms." Liz is confused and says, "Terms?" Shaylene says, "An issue of payment." Liz scoffs and says, "Seriously?" Shaylene says, "Yeah, I'm mean I thought you figured it out. I mean, shy of coming out and saying it, I thought I made it pretty obvious." Liz say, "Yeah, I guess I didn't notice. So, how much?" Shaylene laughs and says, "I don't want your money." Liz and Dean look at each other confused and Liz says, "Okay, what do you want?" Shaylene wraps her arms around Liz and says, "Your soul." Liz frowns and says, "My soul?" Shaylene says, "It's nothing, baby. Who knows what a soul is, really, if it even exists? All I know is you say yes, my guy comes up, you sign some papers and then it's you, me, and him-- good to go." Liz takes Shaylene's arms off of her and she steps away, and she says, "So, that's it? Just... sign over my life." Shaylene says, "It's a signature, baby. What's a little paperwork compared to absolute physical bliss?" Shaylene bites her lip and Liz says, "Yeah, not gonna happen. Let me ask you something, do you like your job?" Shaylene says, "I love my job." Liz says, "Do you?" Shaylene says, "Yeah." Liz says, "It doesn't look like love to me." Liz and Dean then call Sam to the motel and wait for Shaylene's guy. Sam and Dean are hiding while Liz is sitting on the bed facing away from the demon, when he walks in and says, "Everybody ready for a good time? Okay. Allison Anderson right here. Then we can get this party started." Liz stands up and faces the demon and Sam and Dean walk out from their hiding place and the demon says, "Singer and the Winchesters." Liz and the boys look up and the demon looks up to see he's trapped into a devil's trap. Dean says, "She told us everything." Sam says, "Abduction, forced prostitution-- it's pretty gnarly, even for a demon." The demon says, "She's got her version, I've got mine." Shaylene says, "Liar." Dean says, "Let me guess-- she came to you begging for you to pimp her out." The demon says, "Yeah, 'cause that Harvard degree was working out so well for her." Liz says, "How many girls are there, hmm? How big is this operation?" The demon says, "Just me and Shay." Shaylene says, "He's lying. There's a brothel. I heard him on the phone. They told me what you are-- a demon from hell." The demon says, "Beats trash from the street. Face it, missy-- without me, you would've been dead of drugs or worse in a year. Frankly, this little hoe should be thanking me." Shaylene grabs the angel blade from Dean and kills the demon. Dean grabs the angel blade from Shaylene and Dean says, "Okay. Well, that just happened." Liz says, "Yeah, and he was our best shot at the location of the brothel. Do you have any idea where it is?" Shaylene says, "No, but, um..." Shaylene goes over to the demon and takes out his business card and she says, "I saw him give these out at the bars." Later, they arrive at Raul's girls and find two dead demons and Dean scoffs and says, "I can't believe somebody got to kill this Raul tool before we could. Check I.D.s." Sam says, "All right. Uh, Dean, from the look and... smell of it, pure demon. I think this is Raul." Dean says, "What? Did he puke himself to death?" Sam says, "Yeah, literally." Dean says, "Okay, so... something went down here. There was a standoff. One demon smokes out and Raul... what can even kill a demon like this?" Liz finds a hex bag and says, "Apparently... a witch." Later, they're in the car and Liz is on her computer and she says, "Here we go. Um, so it looks like in the 18th century, there were accounts of demons killed by witchcraft. Apparently, they were vanquished by a spell called Defigere et Depurgare, which is Latin for 'To blind and purge.'" Dean says, "You think that's the same kind of spell that took out Raul?" Liz says, "Sounds like it. From what I can tell, that spell hasn't been used on over 300 years. And it was only ever known by one person, the witch who created it." Sam says, "What's the witch's name?" Liz says, "Rowena."