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Not such a good idea 1/2

Whenever we decided to do something really stupid, we always did it at Vance's house. Which is why it's a good time to tell, we're on the way to Vance's house right now.
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Before the story starts! It'll mostly be in Vance's pov , so it's going to say some really stupid things and have really bad grammar.:)

(Future author) hi guys! So if you've read this, you might be wondering about that story I was talking about, but I decided to delete it :> anyway, that's all, thank you!!💗
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Vance's pov
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I walked around, waiting for those damned twerps. I don't know why I was so nervous, it was just a bunch of cunt wads coming over. But there was someone coming that I always felt nervous around for some reason...Bruce. He just made me feel...nauseous I guess, I don't know how to explain it. I heard the first knock of the door at 9:30. It was night time , so everyone should get here pretty soon. I opened the front door, to see those two fags, being all lovey dovey and that dopey shit. Robin and Finn stepped inside, greeting me and sitting down on the crusty couch. It was awkward with them too, because I was a single bastard and they couldn't contain their love for each other. I was fucking relieved when someone else knocked. It was Billy. "Ay paperboy," I said, grinning, "whaddya up to?" He smirked back, walking through the doorway. "Nothin' much, griff's gonna be here soon though, so you should make yourself look presentable. I got a confused look on my face, and I guess Billy saw, because he somewhat smacked me across my arm, a serious expression on his face. "Dude... he's 11.. his mom is going to drop him off and she's going to want to talk! A wave of worry washed over me. "SHIT," I said, quickly taking off my shirt and necklaces and rings. I put on a short sleeve button up yellow shirt, go it was awful, but presentable. I washed off my knuckles, and brushed threw my hair, putting it in a bun. I changed out of my rigid jeans into some khakis real quick, just as the doorbell rang. Finn and robin separated, and I noticed Billy had tidied up the old place a bit.

I opened the door to see griffin, and a middle aged lady, staring up at me. I tried to use the best manners I could, but I just sounded like those nerd kids at school. "Hey ma'am, I like your sons hair." shit . Your the dumbest fucking person alive. "Umm thank you?" The woman said, her face turning uncomfortable. "So uh.. where are the parents?" I almost choked. Fuck I forgot about that part! I had to think of something, fast. "Uh.....uhmmmmm... they're...showering! Yea , I forgot, they're showering." She looked at me in a odd way, but continued. "Together, like both of them?" She asked, concerned .  "Yea, they like to umm save water." Seriously? This was all I could think of? The lady looked at me for a moment, but quickly turned away. "Okay, well, I guess I'll see you tomorrow, hunny." She said, turning and kneeling next to griffin. Griffin gave her a long hug, and she was off. The door closed behind him, and I ripped the stupid shirt off.  "You little shit," I cursed, "I had to wear a fucking button up for you. He simply pulled me in to a tiny hug and went to get snacks from the fridge. I grinned a bit, but quickly made it vanish.

Around 8 minutes later there was another knock, and this time it was gwenny and whatever the fuck her name was. As soon as robin saw that one girl he tightened his grip on finney, and it made me just about die of laughter. I don't even know why, he just looked pissed as hell.

We decided to wait for whoever else was coming, I forgot already. Robin and Finn were being fags as usual, but I just sat at the table with griffin and Billy, keeping on little talk. I finally heard the last but not least knock on the door, the presence of him waiting behind it. I opened the door, and my heart instantly started pounding. "There he is..," I thought, "Bruce Yamada" I let him inside, taking a good long look at him, which was probably creepy, but I'm dumb as hell so I don't process that shit. We had all been waiting for everyone to get here before doing anything stupid, so if something goes wrong the guilt will be split between all of us. Now that everyone was here, there had been no reason to hold back, so we went for it.

We pulled alcohols out of the fridge and used a popper to open 'em. I know that's not what their name is, but it's not important. Gwen and that one girl didn't drink any, probably coz they were smart enough not to, and we just wouldn't let griff. Too young, too innocent.

I was having a good ol' time on my second bottle, when Billy came up to me and tried to take it away. I ripped my hand away, spreading and spilling the drink across the floor. "Damn it!" I shouted, throwing the bottle to the floor. "Why'd you do that, huh paper boy?" He had a frown on his face, mumbling something under his breath that I couldn't understand. It sounded like "chicken bastard," but I doubt that was what he had said. Minus the bastard part. Then that one girl came up to me, pulling me along side her until I got to the couch, as she pushed me onto it. She went to the fridge and got some water, but I refused to drink it. I then did something I really regret, but who wouldn't, right? We all make mistakes.... Weird.. mistakes...