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Dilgo

Hey so the title sounds weird but trust me the story is only weirder 🤓✨

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Robin pov—

I sat in Spencer's with Bruce, waiting for him to pick out a shirt. "Are you sure this one looks good robin? I'm not sure Vance would like it." Bruce whined, flipping the shirt a million different ways to see it in all angles.

I sighed furrowly, nodding simply as I focused my eyes on the view around me. Tshirts, tshirts, mugs, backpacks....what is that?

My eyes focused on the back of the store, landing on a purple pine-cone shaped rubber thing. It had many lines on it, but it looked quite uncomfortable. Bruce caught me staring, smirking brightly as if it was so funny. "What, you wanna buy one for finney?" He asked, placing his hand down on the register to gain attention. "I mean, sure, maybe he'll like that." I swallowed, starting to step towards the purple one I had seen earlier. I tossed it onto the register, smiling dozily at Bruce. "Wait, your really gonna get him a dildo?" "What? What's a ...dilgo?" I thought, brushing off the question as the cashier came up to greet us. Bruce snickered, grabbing it and handing it to the cashier. He made some sort of weird face and his eyebrows raised, but he quickly ran it throw and stuck it in the bag with the other items.

I didn't know exactly what it was, but it seemed like something finney would like. But why did Bruce automatically assume that it was for finney? Is it because I had always gotten things for Finn?

"..would you like your receipt?" The cashier asked Bruce, eyeing me over slightly as he handed him the bag. "Have a good day, gay- I mean-...guys. Sorry my words are tripping up a lot today for some reason!" He issued, waving us off as we exited the door.

I honestly don't understand what everyone was so confused and shocked about. After I showed the boys and gwenny, they mostly all looked away awkwardly or blushed uncomfortably. Yet no one told me what it was for, so I didn't bother asking.

Finney had stayed the night over at his cousin, Eli's, house, so he hadn't been home for 3 days. But, he was coming home in about an hour from now, so I can finally show him what I got him. I was growing excited to show him because he always  gives me this big lovely hug and a passionate kiss after and it fills me with a warm feeling that makes me feel all queasy.

I scrolled on my phone to pass the time, when I suddenly received a message from Vance.

-Bitch-

Yoooo you planin ta fuckin break Finn?

The question caught me off guard, leaving me with a questionable expression lurking on my face. "Break finney? Where the fuck did that even come from?

Bro what?

I sent, waiting on the chat screen as it became marked as seen.

He started texting again, every so often the chat bubbles breaking off. Then a new message popped up.

Dude, the fucking dildo.

Okay, now I'm lost. I've been calling it a dilgo when it's actually called a dildo?
And what was up with all of them and what exactly was this "dildo" for?

I didn't have much time to think over the topic or even answer Vance, because someone suddenly knocked on the door of our apartment, and I heard shuffled feet running to get it. I could faintly hear all the guys snickering as finney made his way to the room, and as he walked in billy yelled, "Good luck!"
What? What did he need luck for? What are they planning. This was starting to hurt my head.

I decided that after I gave finney the present I would come clean and tell him I didn't know what it was for, but it seemed interesting.

As he walked in to our bedroom door, he smiled gladly to see me, and rushed over for a return hug. "Hi baby!" I exclaimed, smiling cheerfully as I leaned in for a hug. I swear out of the corner of my eye I saw multiple shadows under our door. And snickering.

Finney instantly made contact with the bag setting on my dresser. "What's this?" He calmly asked, picking it up gently and laying down on my bed as he opened it. "Ah- wait!" I hissed, shoving the bag out of reach, only for it to spill and the dildo to crash down to the floor, while finneys eyes trailed closest behind. I sucked in my breath in embarrassment, eating for him to say something. Instead, a weird noise escaped his mouth, and when I looked at him, he looked kinda like Kubz Scouts when he sees something funny. That's right, #tomatojay 

He picked it up spottily from the floor, extending his hand a placing it back on the bed. Eventually, he spoke. "Uhh, were you planning to use that?" Finney choked, blushing mildly as if he couldn't believe he mustered out the right words. I shook my head no, and began to explain. "Well, I actually don't know what you use it for, but I was assuming you would like it!" I cheered, awkwardly sweating behind my smile. Hr seemed to have nodded, but his face looked as if he might...laugh. "What's so funny?" I questioned, shooting him a glare. "No one has told me what it's for." He grinned upon that, shaking his head vertically for a second or two. "Well, robin, I'm glad. Because you use it for sex." Finney muttered, giving me a hard stare as I gathered the information.

My ears immediately radiated red, gradually growing worse than finneys the moment before. Finney kept a smirk on his face, before opening up the package around the dildo. "Wait, your still gonna use it?!" I interrogated, shocked at the immediate movement. He placed his fingers to his mouth quietly, muttering out, "Shh!"

He placed it in our sink, running it over the water and started making some weird ass noises. We instantly heard some snickering from under the door, along with an "ooh!" That we somehow knew was Vance. Finney was holding in his laugh, whilst I sat confused on the bed. Finney silently walked back over to me, before laying down beside me and yelling, "oh, your so hood Robin!" In a high voice. My ears were blushing like crazy, and my eyes were probably wider than my ballsack. 

After awhile we saw the shadow go away, and finney finally took a deep breath. I took this as the chance to ask my question. "Hey Finn, what was all that for?" I asked, tilting my head in confusion. He smiled crookedly and spoke, "I did it so you wouldn't get made fun of for the rest of our lives."