So this was requested by @evoliaqx , they read my head canons so shout out to them! Go follow them! Anyways, they commented on my "in public, robin will smack Finn's ass and run away." Head canon and asked if I could make it into a one shot, so here we are. Enjoy the story! 🫶🏼
810 words! ————————— Robin-17 Finney-16
————- Finn's pov. ———- I woke up to the sound of my alarm, signaling it was 9am. I needed to be ready by 10:30 to go out on a date with robin. I was really nervous, but I had been waiting weeks so I was also really excited. I was tired af from staying up all night, but what can I say? I was daydreaming 😌 well, I guess..nightdreaming? Is that a word? Anyways, I sat up in bed, feeling #depressed. Just kidding.
I got up and tried to decide on what to wear, but it was hard. I've never really been out on a real date in public before, and I didn't even know where he was taking me. I finally got over myself and threw some stability in my life and decided on a casual outfit.
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I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and do all that hygiene stuff, and ran into a fucking bug. "AHH WTF!" I screamed, jumping away from the bug quickly. It started crawling toward me, so I screamed again and grabbed the nearest thing to smush it with. It's guts splattered on the counter, and I was about to be counting stares. That shit is terrifying. It was around 10 whenever I was done getting ready, so I just sat downstairs and watched tv as I waited for Robin to come pick me up. It felt like forever until he arrived, but when he finally did I was happy. "Hi, rob." I said, in a cheerful but anxious voice manner. He grinned delightfully, happy to see me after a few days (over dramatic robin kicking in guys) "you ready, mi vida?" He asked playfully, grabbing hold on my hand and squeezing it gently, enough to make the butterflies in my stomach rumble. We walked up to the car and I hopped into the passenger side just as robin did the same to the drivers seat. We rode for about 12ish minutes until we made it to Grab'n'go, and we stopped inside to get a bunch of candy bars and sodas, because we had no smartness in our lives and lived off junk. I got a glimpse of Vance hopper, beating two kids and saying stuff like "don't mess with my game" whatever that's about. We payed for the junk and waltzed out of the store, eager to get to the place robin was taking me. I started talking about a new horror movie I watched, going on about how it was about this one girl, whatever her name was. I was ,like, halfway done explaining it when I looked over and realized Robin wasn't there. I looked to my left, to my right, but he wasn't there. Before I could stop and turn around to check, I heard a loud clap noise and felt tingling in my ass. That's when I turned around to robin, laughing his ass off and falling to the floor. "YOU ASS" I yelled, furious and super embarrassed at what he had just done, falling beside him to hit him. I threw my arms at him, laughing also, "ow, Ow!! Okay okay, i won't do that anymore." He assured, slowly getting to his feet. He gave me a little peck on the cheek and started to walk in front of me, expecting me to follow him. Instead, I did it right back. He turned around quickly, putting his hands over his ass quickly. "Now your the jerk, you hypocrite!" I started laughing, this was quite fun, I thought, just until I saw about how many people were staring. There were about 40 people in total, just staring in shock. About 6-7 of them were holding in a laugh, but the others had disgusted looks on their faces. Robin pulled my head back to focus on him, and he quickly jumped a got a nice hit right on me, again. I yelled furiously again, running after him as he ran away. "Bitch, come here and let me smack you!" He started rubbing faster, and it was a little funny because he almost ran into this lady and tripped, but got back up quickly to save himself from the hit.
It seemed like hours that we were chasing each other, yet it was only minutes. By the time I got to hit him, we were both worn out. Robin put his hair in a ponytail, gripping onto my hand as he pulled me onto a bench, both of us laughing together in the warm light of the sun.
I hope you enjoyed❤️🫶🏼 Btw they ended up going to an ice cream shop like 30 minutes away, and he took finney to a garden and they just talked. Wholesome 😍
