Rinney oneshots🫶🏼

Bastard

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"Finney, come on in!" Robin said, leading him into the house, pulling him in by his arm. Robin plopped down on the sofa, resting his arms out across the whole thing. His mom came in, grabbing items out of her purse and pushing them back in. "Oy, mijo, ¿Sabes dónde están las llaves de mi coche?" (Oy, darling, do you know where my car keys are?) Robin sat up on the couch, playing with his bandanna. "no mamá, no los he visto, ¿dónde los pusiste?" (No mom, I haven't seen them, where did you put them) She scooted robin off the couch, starting to look under the cushions. " No sé, lo olvidé." ( I don't know, I forgot) Robin slid a bowl off the table, and off went the keys. "Encontré tus llaves, mamá."(I found your keys, mom) "ah, gracias cariño!" (ah, thanks sweetie.) She exclaimed, "pero tengo que irme ahora, ¡nada de sexo en el sofá, por favor!" (This translation is better off unknown, if you want to know search it up) Robin started blushing at the last part, yelling at his mom with words I couldn't understand. He said something about "haven't done it yet"? I don't know what that means, so I just sat on the couch, pulling out a pen and clicking on it. Mrs Arellano was laughing really hard, and Robin was pissed as hell.

Mrs Arellano left a little bit after that, and Robin finally found a way to calm down. He sat on the couch, grabbing Finn and making him straddle his body as he sat.
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Robin must have feel asleep, because he woke up and felt a strange feeling immediately. It was nice, but kind of hurt. He felt something kind of arousing on his chest, like something was swollen.

It took him awhile to finally comprehend what was happening, because he had just woken up so he was all groggy. When he finally got up his first realization was that finney was in fact, not by his side anymore, yet on his chest, ....pinching his nipples.

"AHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK?!" He instantly screamed, jolting backwards only to be met with a distinct pain with an increasing grip within finneys hands. Robin responded with a low "urgh."

"You bastard, stop pinching my nipples!" I exclaimed, turning into a toddler and kicking my feet up like a baby. He just squeezed harder in response.

"THATS IT! ENOUGH!" I said, grabbing his hands. "NO MORE TITTY TWISTERS." Finney looked at me, letting go. "TITTY TWISTER?" He laughed, "What kind of name is that?"

He started bursting out laughing, making fun of the nickname for the embarrassing action finney had committed. "It's all I could think of, stop making fun of me, nipple abuser!" I accused, flicking him on the forehead. He just smiled. "You know you liked it.~"

Yep, maybe I did like it. But, I bet finney was liking what I was doing right now way better. "YEA, I DID LIKE IT! SO WHY DONT YOU TRY IT OUT TOO HM?" I yelled, chasing finney around the living area. "NO IM SORRY I TAKE IT BACK!" He screamed, jumping over the couch. "PLEASE, I WONT GIVE YOU ANY MORE TITTY TWISTERS!"

Finney looked back, trying to see how far robin was from catching him, but didn't notice the sofa in front of him. He fell onto the couch, hitting his head on the arm rest. "Ow, shit." He pleaded, grabbing his head.

At that moment, he opened his eyes to see Robin, jumping on him. "AHHHHHHHHH," He jolted, getting hit with the sudden affection of the fall. Robin quickly pinned him down, holding both finneys hands in one of his, and sliding his other hand slowly up finneys shirt. He punched his maple harshly, making finney scream out in pain.

"AHHHHHH IM SORRY NOOOOOOOOO," He screamed, just as the door flung open. Mrs Arellano stepped inside, staring directly at the couch, where Robin was pinning Finney down. She just stared down at them, blinking. "PEQUEÑOS DE MIERDA!  ¡TE DIJE QUE NO HAY SEXO EN EL SOFÁ!  AL MENOS HAZLO EN TU HABITACIÓN, NO QUIERO VERLO" (also am not translating this one)

Robin blushed wildly, while Finn just sat confused. "Ay, ay, ay." Mrs Arellano spoke, "Los niños en estos días, lo harán donde sea."  With that, she walked into her room, covering her eyes until she was there.

"Bastard," Robin finally said, breaking the awkward silence.