Joseph Quinn Characters One shots/Imagines

Picnic with a dumbass -Eddie Munson

Eddie bowed as he showed you a picnic table with arts and crafts with different kinds of wine.

"I didn't know what kind of wine you liked so i got multiple"

"You mean stole?"

"Excuse me sweetheart?"

"You mean stole,theres no way you could afford five wine bottles,let along a bottle."

"Wow- Offended,but yeah I stole seven but dropped two walking down here."

You laughed at him before sitting at the table,he sat with you before starting to pull out snacks from a basket.

"Uh sorry this isn't the best food,not the richest in the world."

"It's fine. I got prepared when you told me we were going on a picnic" You spoke before picking up a basket then placing food down.

He looked at you amazed before grabbing a sandwich and eating it as if it had been years since he's eaten.

You smiled a bit before he finished the sandwich,he cleared his throat before handing you a canvas and paint brush then doing the same for his self.

He searched through a bag he had before pulling out two aprons,one was your favorite color and the other was his.

You smiled more before getting handed your apron. You took it out of its wrapping before putting it on,once done you looked up to see a confused and struggling eddie.

You laughed to yourself before getting up and helping him,once you tied it up you grabbed a hair tie and tied his hair into a bun.

After you were done you sat back down and grabbed your paint brush before looking at you color choices.

You wanted to give yourself a face palm but did it mentally instead of physically.

"Uh eddie baby"

"Yes sweet heart?" he said a he drunk a beer before spilling a bit on his apron.

"Have you realized theres every color here minus the good colors as in purple,pink,and yellow?"

"So? No one likes those colors-"

"What if i liked those colors?"

"Well- I know you do but still it would be better if we did badass paints rather than flowers and shit"

"I can still do flowers since theres green and blue here"

"I'll never look at you again if you do"

You rolled your eyes playfully before you two began painting.

Eddie would flash his painting at you a few times smiling like a child as he got paint on his hands and apron and somehow onto his shirt and jeans.

Once you two were finished you both counted down before showing each other you paintings.

Eddie looked at yours before rolling his eyes "Ok mines is way better it has more emotion" He said lying through his childish ass mouth.

His painting was the Metallica band logo poorly painted with bats around it.

You rolled your eyes in response before taking a sip of one of the wines he stole.

"Yeahh right,mines is so much more better than yours. Unlike you i wrote it with a pencil before actually painting."

"Everyone knows only dumbasses write it before painting it"

"Oh so im a dumbass?"

"I mean im not calling you a smart ass."

"Says the one who failed highschool"

"Mother fucker didn't you do the same?"

"Yeah but you did it first"

"Fuck off"