You're Funny

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Today feels like a fantastic day. Everything is going great and I'm having lunch with Delia and Xandra at this fancy little cafe downtown. It'll be like our third little 'date' and I'm super excited because I haven't asked either of them to be my girlfriends yet. I'm beyond nervous and a little bit anxious but I think that it should go well, I mean they seem to like spending time with me. I pack up some of my things from the class I taught today and help a few of the girls that stayed back for questions. After that's all wrapped up I make my way to Xandra's office since hers is the farthest from the door and we'll pick Delia up right after. "Hey luna" I said softly, giving her a kiss on the cheek and making her blush, I really like making her blush since I seem to be the only one that can make her feel like that.

We walk down the stairs and before we can even knock on the door she walks out of her office looking beautiful as always. I smile taking in her appearance before offering her my other arm which she takes with slight hesitation. I check in with her and she seems fine just a little nervous so we leave the academy and head to the cafe. We get a booth in the back and Xandra sits next to me while Cordelia sits across from us, we alternate every week maybe that's why she's a bit grumpy. We order our usual things and when I turn to Xandra she's already looking at me with a weird expression as she puts her hand on my thigh. "Is there something you guys need to tell me?" I ask since they both seem to be acting weird as hell now.

"Well.." Delia says making me turn to her, our food comes back before she can start and I take a sip of my drink before giving her my full attention again. "You were saying..." I gesture for her to continue and I see her glance at Xandra quickly so I look too. I see her shrug her shoulders and Delia takes a deep breath making me more anxious by the second. "We're not actually sisters" Delia says quickly making me damn near choke on my drink. "You're joking right?" I ask and Xandra squeezes my thigh a little, sending shivers down my spine that I have to ignore at the moment though it's hard. "Well it's a long story but we found out when we were going through some of our old things in the attic" Delia explains.

"And this was when?" I ask, it goes dead silent and I literally have to fight the urge to check my pulse. "A week ago" Xandra says and I nod, "ok so how do you know you're not sisters? Maybe you're just not twins" I say trying to wrap my head around all of this given how crazy it sounds. I'm not mad at them though because imagine going through your entire life thinking you have a twin sister when they're not even your sister at all. "Like I said it's complicated and I feel like you'll want to see for yourself" Delia says, "we just wanted you to know sooner rather than later" Xandra adds. "Ok I want to see now, let's go" I say calmly and they look between each other and me as I stand up. I motion the waitress over, she gets the money, and we take the drinks to-go.

We get home and they sit me down in Delia's office, she goes through a drawer and pulls out a big ass file that has both their names on it. The first few are just baby pictures which are really cute and then there are the birth certificates. They don't have the same last name which is sort of odd if they're twins but then again they could still be sisters. I keep flipping until I get to the end and there's this big packet of information with the name 'New Hope Fertility' at the top of it which upon reading I find out is a clinic. The sperm donor number is there with their features written down and the date of insemination. It takes me second to calculate it in my head but the dates line up and it's possible that one of them are the product of this.

"But wait... wouldn't that still make you sisters since you still have one mom?" I ask and Delia shakes her head. "Fiona didn't think she could get pregnant, she didn't think she had enough eggs. So she went to the fertility clinic and they agreed to fertilize an egg for her and implant is so that she could have a baby even though it wouldn't necessarily be biological" Xandra said. "It is frowned upon since it's just much 'easier' to adopt but she was really adamant about it so they let her. Around this time she was also having sex with someone since, again, she didn't think she could get pregnant. Turns out her eggs weren't completely gone and that's how I got here" Delia finishes. 

"Ok, so let me get this straight. Delia you're basically Fiona's egg and Xandra is from the egg and sperm at the clinic, so you're not biologically related at all" I say questioningly. They just nod, "but you were both carried by Fiona so you're still technically sisters" I say, "yes I suppose" Xandra says. "You're just now figuring this out?" I ask softly and they nod, I go sit in between then and try my best to hug them both with my little arms. Luckily Delia lays down on my lap and Xandra leans her head on my shoulder so I can just stroke their hair. "So does this mean we can all have sex?" I joke trying to lighten the mood, Xandra hits my arm while Delia bites my leg in response. "Geez I get it, I get it" I say as I get more comfortable and start to fall asleep. 


Well, well well how the turn tables. I thought it needed a bit of a plot twist cause I was getting bored lol what do you think? Seriously though imagine finding out you aren't related to your twin sibling at all lmao

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