♡*｡Mitsuri Kanroji x Y/n Oneshots｡⁠*⁠♡

Plan 1/2 (gender neutral)🌼

Gender neutral reader

Y/n is Tanjiro and Nezuko's Cousin.

This is based off the 'how you met' thingy I made. Is that a head cannon? I don't know. Can you tell me please 😗

Kanroji Mitsuri x Gender neutral reader
🌼Fluff
Requested by no one!

"Oh, you want me to come over?" You asked, raising an eyebrow at the pink-green haired girl. Her minty-green eyes sparkled. "Yes!" Mitsuri cheered. "I won't take no for an answer!" She picked you up and threw you over her shoulders, carrying you to her house. She evilly smiled thinking about her plan.

'If my cats lay on them again, they won't be able to leave! Then they'll stay with me for the night again!' She thought with a smile on her face. Your face was scrunched at the wind that was hitting your face, she was moving really fast.

Mitsuri glanced at your face, she squealed at the sight. 'Kyaaaaa! They look so cute!' Mitsuri internally screamed. Her smile was big, and shone in the sunlight. You smiled in relief upon her estate coming into your view. "We're almost there Y/n!" She smiled up at you.

You let out a breath of relief, a deep breath. You both arrived at the entrance of her estate. She broke down the door in excitement, you gasped. "Mitsuri! You can't just brake down your door like that!" You scolded, she put you down and looked at it, sweatdropping. "Oh- er..um. I'll ask the Kakushi to fix it!" She waved at hand at it dismissively.

"Maybe I can fix it now?" You said, you started to walk over to the fallen door. But a hand grabbed your arm, she lifted you up again. "Woah-" you said before She huffed, putting you over her shoulder again.

"No Y/n! You're going to spend time with me! Like I said, the Kakushi will fix it!" She ran off with you again, "But, the Kakushi have so much to do already. I can do it quickly!" You tried to convince her. But she wasn't having it.

She shook her head, you both arrived at the entrance of her room. She opened it carefully. She put you down again, carefully. You were honestly so surprised that she could lift you just like that. You looked at her bed, the cats immediately looked at you with their big eyes.

You gulped remembering how clingy they were, they wouldn't let you move a muscle. They let you eat, but other then that you could barely move. The didn't hiss at Mitsuri of course, but they would hiss everytime you tried to move of leave.

They all meowed happily and began to move towards you. You panicked and grabbed Mitsuri by the arm. "C'mon Kanroji! Let's go to the kitchen!" She blushed at the sudden contact. You dragged her out of the room, closing the doors, blocking the cats from getting to you. You heard their cries and meows from the other side.

You felt bad hearing them cry, 'Oh no! If my cats can't get to Y/n then they won't make them stay!' Mitsuri thought as she was dragged to the kitchen by you. You sighed, happy the cats can't reach you. "Sorry that I dragged you, I just really wanted to...uh..cook with you!" You lied and smiled at her.

She knew you lied. But she wouldn't say anything about it. 'Oh no! Y/n won't go near my kitties! I have to find a way!' she exclaimed to herself. She smiled brightly at you. "It's fine! I wanna cook with you too! What do you know how to cook?" She looked at you, you thought for a moment.

Rice, miso soup....

That's it.

"Uh...Rice and Miso soup.." you laughed nervously, embarrassed you know so little about cooking. You looked away, still laughing a little bit. She was silent, which you know of course wasn't normal.

"Hey Mitsuri are you ok-" you looked up and saw her eyes gleaming and sparkling, her smile wide, her hands her on her cheeks as they blush red. "Kyaaaa! Y/n we're going to have so much fun! I'll teach you how to cook!" You smiled at her, 'kyaaaa! Y/n's smile is so cute!' she thought.

"I don't think it's a good idea to cook with our uniforms on! So how about we go and change, then we'll start cooking dinner!" She grabbed your hand before you could even start an answer. She dragged you to a room, she realized she had women's clothing only. "Oh. Actually! Let's get the Kakushi to bring you clothes!" As soon as she spoke those words, Kakushi's came in and stood there.

She smiled at them. "What do you need Kanroji-sama?" The female Kakushi asked, the bowed. "Will you bring Y/n clothing please? I only have women's clothing!" She asked politely. "Of course Kanroji-sama! Come with me please." You went with the Kakushi, waving to Mitsuri before leaving the room.

Once she was sure you were gone. "Kyaaaaa! I can't believe I had nothing for Y/n to wear! I should've prepared!" Mitsuri yelled out. "Thank God they weren't mad at me! Uwaa! Y/n is so nice!" She yelled out. All four of her cats came, all greeting her with meows and looking around the room.

She sighed. "They aren't here!" She exclaimed, she reached for a kimono and an Obi sash. "When they come back, and after we are done cooking, make sure you lay on them ok?" She asked while petting them all on the head. They all meowed in response.

She smiled at them all. "Good!" She then changed.

After maybe 10 minutes, the Kakushi got you clothes and Mitsuri sat at the table patiently. "Kanroji! I'm back!" You called out. "I'm in here Y/n!" She called from the kitchen. You walked in, seeing ingredients layed across the table, Mitsuri sat there with a smile, she got up.

"Oh good! They got you a yukata!" (Is that what it's called-) She smiled, rolling the sleeves of her kimono back. You saw her do that and did the same with your yukata sleeves.

"We're going to make Pork Udon! And a lot of it!" She put her hands on her hips with a cheeky smile on her face.

You gulped but smiled at her, she smiled more upon seeing yours.

"Ok! Just tell me how to help!"

...

"Phew!" You wiped your forehead with your sleeve. You and Mitsuri finished making many, many bowls of Udon.

"Ok! Let's sit and Enjoy!" Mitsuri beamed and sat down next to you, "Yep!" You gave her thumbs up, using your other hand to pick up a pair of chopsticks. Mitsuri hummed in satisfaction at the pork flavor, you doing the same.

(ok I'm making a prt 2)