♡*｡Mitsuri Kanroji x Y/n Oneshots｡⁠*⁠♡

•Reacting to the hot springs scene•

(They will be reacting to that picture above)

Iguro, Y/n, Mitsuri, Tengen, Tanjiro, Ruizu's

Iguro: Sweet baby Jesus-

Y/n: Hey, you fucking looney that's my girlfriend, quit looking!

*Y/n slaps Iguro in the back of the head*

Ruizu: Get em- slap the shit out of him!*Magically spawns a camera*

Tanjiro: R-Ruizu, don't encourage that. *Keeps his back to the screen and tries to pull Ruizu away*

Mitsuri: GAHHHH- WHAT IS THAT?!-

Tengen: Very Flamboyant! How about being one of my wives Mitsuri? *Smirks and winks at Mitsuri*

Mitsuri: huh?? *Red face*

Y/n: Hey, go get your own hot babe! *Puts arm around Mitsuri, her face getting redder*

Tengen: I have three, how many do you have?

Y/n: one hot babe that blows your three straight to hell.

*Suma, Makio, and Hinatsuru magically appear*

Makio: Bitch said what?

Ruizu: Mama Makio-

Mitsuri: I thought I was your mama :(

Makio: Little shit, what did you say?!

Hinatsuru and Suma: :0

Y/n: AHHH- *Makio grabs them by the ear*

Ruizu: Get em- BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM- *never stopped recording*

Tanjiro: Ruizu, stop encouraging people to beat other people up! *Tries to get her to stop recording*

Tengen: Get em Makio-

Ruizu: Get em!

Tengen and Ruizu: BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM-

Iguro: *passed out on the ground, has a nosebleed from seeing the picture*

Mitsuri: Iguro, are you ok?! *Slapping his face gently*

Tanjiro: *Trying to separate Makio and Y/n*

Mitsuri: HOW DID THIS ESCALATE SO QUICKLY?!

Zenitsu, Inosuke, Nezuko, Shinobu, Kanao, Giyu

Nezuko: Hmm?-

*Shinobu covers Nezuko's eyes*

Shinobu: *red face* Oh dear, Nezuko shouldn't see that. Neither should those ...idiots. (minus Kanao)

Zenitsu: *already passed out with a nosebleed.*

Giyu: What the...*wide eye, sweatdropping*

Shinobu: Ara, what are you Tomioka, some kind of pervert? *Irritation*

Inosuke: *staring intently at the screen* What are those things on her chest?? Why are they on her chest, my mother's were on her stomach?

Kanao: *sweatdropping and staying quiet*

Giyu: *Doing the same but turned around*

Shinobu: Inosuke..*sighs*

Shinobu: I guess I know what to teach Inosuke about when we get back home.

Kanao: *now feeling pity for Inosuke*

Giyu: *hating author for doing this to him*

Genya, Muichiro, Sanemi, Gyomei

Genya: *wide eyes and a red face*

Sanemi: What the hell is that shit?

Gyomei: I sense it's something rather private?

Sanemi: Damn right it's private, she's almost naked. *Rolls eyes and crosses his arms*

Muichiro: Who is that again?- *Gyomei covers his eyes*

Gyomei: I advise your innocent eyes to not look.

Muichiro: May be 'innocent' But I'm not stupid.

Sanemi: What, you want to see it, little pervert?

Muichiro: I'm not the one still looking.

Sanemi: *immediately turns around, Genya doing the same*

Genya: *has a bright red face and a weird face*

Sanemi: what the hells wrong with your face?

Genya: N-Nothing-

Gyomei: *whispered* How did you know they were still looking, Im covering your eyes, and was then.

Muichiro: I naturally assumed.

Rengoku

Rengoku:....

*Has a awkward and enthusiastic smile*

Rengoku: What in the world did I do to deserve this?

*Turns around and eats some bento*

Rengoku: UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI UMAI

Muzan and the uppermoons

Muzan: This is a waste of time. *Pinches the bridge of his nose* *fucking beats up author and leaves*

Daki: ...Why is she that pretty.

Gyutaro: *already turned around, sighing and scratching his face*

Gyokko: Wha-

Me: Her body brings your 'art' shame.

Gyokko: How dare you?! You haven't seen my arts full beauty of you think she-

Me: blah blah blah, didn't know fish could speak.

Gyokko: WHAT-

Hantengu: *crying and shivering in a corner*

Akaza: All of you are disgusting if you're still looking. *Already turned around like Gyutaro, arms crossed*

Doma: Oh my~ Doesn't she have a nice body-

*Akaza punches Doma into the fucking abyss*

Akaza: fucking weirdo.

*Insert dramatic glint in the sky as Doma disappears*

Kokushibo: *standing there with a stotic face* Why are we wasting time here, reacting to a Harlet-

Me: *smacking Kokushibo* How dare you-

Kokushibo lovers: *smacking me into the abyss*

Kokushibo lovers: *smiling as there's another glint in the sky as I disappear*

Note: ok, mightvw been 1:00 I the morning or smth when I wrote this 😭