Green for Envy | Draco Malfoy x y/n

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"Are you two mental?" He asks, bewildered.

"Whelp, that didn't work. Guess its time for plan B!-" I say, trying to get out of the cramped hallway

"Not so fast Sonic. We have some convincing to do." I groan and roll my eyes as we try and find a broom closet we can speak more freely in.

"I don't want to do it alone though, cant I just do it with you?" I ask her but she shakes her head.

"Threesome?" They both turned to me, disgusted and I hear replies of gagging and shuddering. I noticed that they had moved further away from eachother.

"Weasley, may I remind you how shadowed you feel when you are with the boy who lived?" she asked

"And also the fact that you peaked in year one and age like ed sheeran?" I ask as well and they both look at me berwildered. oop, broke the fourth wall.

~Time skip brought to you by @FourthWallRebuilder ~ also trigger warning, there is some vomiting but no description of it~

"Dang that's rough mate!" I overheard Ed Sheeran saying, talking to his best friend who looked goddamn mortified.

"Anyways, I best be off." Ok here is where the action starts, Im sitting next to Malfoy so hopefully he will notice this.

"Where you going?" Harry asks.

"The bathroom." The Tangerine says. He gets up and not a minute later I do as well, I make sure to eye Ron suspiciously as to make it more believable. After the third vomit in my mouth, Malfoy finally asks as to where I'm going.

"Don't worry about it!" I said and as soon as Ron leaves the room I rush after him. I look back to see Malfoy slowly walking towards the door I just ran out of, when he appears I shut me and Ron in the broom closet, find the nearest bucket and let it all out while Ron just stood there baffled.

"Is it that hard to believe?" I vomited once again at this comment, hey, at least I won't have to poop any time soon! I hear footsteps coming towards the closet and see Draco standing there, me with my head over the bucket, and Ron like a deer in headlights.

"Seriously? If you're gonna try and make me jealous at least don't throw up the whole time."

"Why did you follow us then?"

"You looked uncomfortable so I thought Weasley was tryna do something to you. You can leave by the way." He says to Ron and Ron takes that seriously, he sprints out, holding his nose and disgust on the rest of his face.

"Cmon, let's get you cleaned up and then we can have our annual make out sesh." He says and I chuckle, bad idea as I lean to go for a second round in the bucket. He has to carry bridal style to the bathroom so I can have a shower and wash my face, luckily I had a free day today.

I returned with fresh clothes and more importantly a fresh face, Draco smiles and leans in for a kiss but I stop him by holding my finger to his mouth.

"Uh, uh, uh! I still haven't brushed my teeth!" I say and he rolls his eyes. Desperate.

~Time skip brought to you by me, the wonderful person who stopped the shipping of Ron x y/n~

"Ok, so, why did you want to make me jealous?" He asked, I kept my mouth shut.

"Oh c'mon!" He nudged me, smirking as I finally opened my mouth.

"You were the reason for your dad sentencing Hagrid's hippogriff to death! And I also wasn't exactly thinking straight." I said, my words so well blended to together that even I didn't know what I was saying.

"Well, maybe talk to me before you assume anything next time ok?" He was right, I needed to talk to Harry too.

"Thanks, I'll be sure to give you a big slippery kiss when I get back." He smiled and then did a double take.

"When you get back? Why? Where are you going?"

"Family thing." I say as I shut the door behind me, cringing as it slams just a bit too loudly.

Time to go see some more Gryfendors, as if Ronald McDonald wasn't enough already.

"Potter, I'm calling a family meeting."

"I'm not related to you though?" Oh yes you are bitch.

Hey guys, sorry this is a bit late, I had a really busy dance schedule for a performance last week so I wasn't able to post but here is this weeks, anyways, see ya!

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