Hey Y/n Here, and Holy Crap Book 5! I never thought we would get this Far! Now we have bigger adventures, more girls, and even more worlds to explore! So let's go on Another Huge adventure everyone!
Y/n: No, I said it and it's True! I Call Bullshit!
You were currently Arguing with Issei because he said that he had finally gotten A Beautiful, Sweet, and Kind girlfriend and you weren't buying it.
Issei: I keep saying she's real!
Y/n: Okay let's say that she's real for A Moment, remember what happened with your last girlfriend? She killed you!
Issei: But I swear she's A Good Person! I mean she has that beautiful Smile, That Wonderful laugh, Those Generous Curves-
Y/n: OH GOD NOW YOU'RE RUINING IT!
Issei: Look Just Belive me she's real!
Y/n: Okay Lets so say so again. Do you have any Proof?
Issei: Yes, In fact, I do
Y/n; Bullshit!
Issei: I swear!
He then handed you his Phone with a Rent-A-Girlfriend App Pulled up.
Y/n: Seriously?
Issei: Yes, I met her here
Y/n: Bullshit!
Issei: Huh? How come?
Y/n: These girls never want to really be your girlfriend they Just want to do it for Money. It's like Prostitution Minus the sex!
Issei: I swear she loves me, and whoever you Pick will love you as well!
Y/n: Yeah because it's easy for me and hard for you
Issei: Just try it!
Y/n: Tch, Fine then!
You then used the App to Rent-A-Girlfriend right in front of Issei.
Issei: See? It'll be seen soon enough
Y/n: Your A Fucking Idiot Iseei
Iseei: An Idiot with A Girlfriend
Y/n: (Facepalm) Ugh!
Akeno: Ara Ara, Did issei show you his new App?
Y/n: Yes, He doesn't understand that this stuff is just A Bunch of Women doing dates for money. Theres no Love Involved!
Koneko: Wait, your telling me that someone might actually love Issei?
Y/n: Possibly?
Koneko: It is Snowing in Haiti...
Y/n: Look, I arranged A Date and Now I'm going to Prove why he's wrong!
Akeno: oh You're such A Pessimist Y/n-Kun
Y/n: I'm Not A Pessimist, I'm A Realist. Theres A Difference
Timeskip!
You were now Hanging out A Starbucks waiting for your date to Arrive as you clearly weren't expecting much considering these were ladies who were willing to make People like Issei Look Good and that's not A Very Good thing.
Just then A Girl walked in.
Chizuru: So You're Y/n L/n, Huh? Not that Impressive
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Chizuru Ichinose (She Works for the diamond Rent A Girlfriend Company and goes by the Name "Chizuru Mizuhara" Alias to hide her job from her family/ Seems to hide A Lot of Issues)
Y/n: Oh Yeah, Nice to meet you Chizaru (Thoughts) Wow she's Adorable! Those Boobs, those Legs, but That Butt, and not to mention those Cute fashion Choices! I swear Iseei Must have not been kidding about how cute they can be
Chizuru: (Thoughts) He's Staring at me. UGH! He's such an Idiot! I always get stuck with Idiots like these!
Soon the two of you then ordered some Coffee and began some Small Talk when you got A Phome call!
Y/n: Hey Mom
Kinue: Hi Sweetie! Can I see your date? I bet she's so cute!
Y/n: (Blushing) Yeah, She Kinda is... Let me show you
You then Turned on the Video Feature and Pointed it towards Chizuru.
Kinue: Hi there!
Chizuru: (Pales) T-That's your Mom...
Y/n: She's Way older than she Looks
Chizuru: Oh Right! Nice to meet you, Ms. L/n
Kinue: Nice to meet you to Sweetie! Oh Y/n Sweetie Issei wanted to talk to you! Here
She then handed the Phone to Issei.
Issei: Hey Y/n, I told you Didn't I?
Y/n: Dosen't Prove anything!
Issei: Well Look at the Woman I snagged
He then showed the girl and suddenly your Skin turned Chalk white.
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Mami Nanami
You then quickly Turned off the Phone call and Got up.
Y/n: Chizuru we're leaving now
Chizuru: Huh? Why?
Y/n: An Old Bitchy Ex has Returned from the Darkest Places of my Mind
Chizuru: Excuse me what?
Y/n: Nevermind lets go
You then Held her in the Bridal Position and Instantly Transmitted back to the House!
