We Opened up at the New Tokyo Licensing Office where A Man was Pretty Much Doing his Paperwork when suddenly the Joker barged in with Punchline and Two Goons!
Man: A Clown?
Joker: No, It's me the Joker! Nice to meet you, This is my newest Assistant Punchline
Punchline: Yo
Joker: And these two... Well, their Names escape me at the moment, But never mind that let's do Business Mr... Krane!
Krane: Business?
Joker: Yes, Business!
He then Pulled out one of the Joker fish!
Joker: I would Like to Have Patons on my Fish, I mean let's say... 5 Cents on A Fish sandwich and 50 Cents on A Pack of Fishsticks and Maybe Millions of dollars to fund my Hedonistic Lifestyle!
Krane: But-
Joker then slapped Him with the Fish!
Joker: I didn't say you can speak Fool! Now, which one of the forms do I sign for A Paton? Now you may speak
Krane: But you cannot Paton A Fish, their A natural resource
Joker: Are you serious right now? But the Colonel sells chicken but they don't have his Mustache now do they?
Krane: But you can't-
Joker then Pulled out A Bomb and smiled.
Joker: Look You're going to give me my money or else I'm going to-
???: DROP IT, JOKER!
Just then the Door had been Kicked down as soon as Batman came in!
Joker: Batman!?
Y/n: And Me too!
Joker: And... Who are you?
Y/n: Y/n. Remember? I was the guy who help take away your godhood?
Joker: Oh correct, well how the time flies, Goodbye!
He then threw the bomb onto the ground and instead of exploding it unleashed A Green Mist and you quickly created A Forcefield to Protect yourself and Batman, as the Joker and Punchline ran out!
Y/n: What... Was that?
Batman: Joker Toxin
Y/n: Did everyone-?
Just then Krane began laughing.
Krane: HehehehehehehhahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Just then his Skin Turned Pale as his eyes turned yellow and bulged out of his skull, as he was not Laughing in Happiness but was Laughing in Sheer Pain and Horror!
Y/n: You Go After Joker! I'll Heal him!
Batman: Right!
Batman then ran out, as soon you Began to heal Mr. Krane until the poison was worked out of his system!
Batman chased Joker to the Docks Until he caught him by A Pier and soon got the clown cornered!
Joker: Oh Look at that Batsy, Let's Play A Game! I will think of A Number between 1-20 and if you guess Correctly-
He then got Punched in the face.
Joker: AGH! My Nose!! Why would you-?
He then got Punched again.
Joker: AGH! YOU BASTARD! Why would you-?
He then got Punched again.
Joker: SHIT! Remember what All for one said before he wanted to kill you
All For One: (Flashback) Joker is you want to dodge Punches remember to-
He then got Punched in the face again!
Joker: AGH! I was trying to remember something!
Batman: Dodge then!
Joker: Oh That's what good old Alley said. I was-
He then got punched again.
Joker: AGH! You Broke my Nose that time! But never mind too-da-Loo! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
He then Jumped off the Pier and fell into the water with A Pool floaties where he was attacked by A Shark.
Y/n: Batman I finally arrived, what happened to the Joker?
Batman: He Jumped off the Pier and was attacked by A Shark
Y/n: So... He's Dead?
Batman: I would Believe It but there are no signs of A Dead Body Or even A Drop of Blood, and I had seen him seemingly die so Many times, I am only one to believe that he still Lives
Y/n: That... Is A Scary though
And in the Water below the both of you, A Joker Card was Left behind In water Just Looking up at the both of you with that Huge grin.
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The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 5)
FanfictionHey Y/n Here, and Holy Crap Book 5! I never thought we would get this Far! Now we have bigger adventures, more girls, and even more worlds to explore! So let's go on Another Huge adventure everyone!
