The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 5)

Shorts #3!

My Friend Ruby...

Weiss was sitting at her desk writing An e-mail to her older sister as she was trying to describe her friends.

Weiss: (Thoughts) Dear, Big Sis Winter Things have been going well as of Late, I Have my 3 Teammates and Friends backing me up, especially after that nightmare Grimm accident. There is Yang who is Tough, resilient, and... Um... Well Endowed. There is Blake who is very smart, and wise, sneaks between the shadows, and... Um, Is very Cat-like, And Ruby... Ruby...

Suddenly Ruby appeared with A Chocolate chip cookie!

Ruby: Hey Weiss you wanna see me eat A Cookie through my Nose? I swear I can, Just watch!

Weiss: (Thoughts) She's... Special...

What Tsunade used to Look Like...

Tsunade was walking down the Street with Sakura and Ino, as the two younger women were pretty much carrying her Paperwork.

Sakura: Hey Lady Tsunade, I was wondering something

Tsunade: Yes?

Sakura: You had to start somewhere like us to be so Great right?

Ino: Yeah, that's A Very Good Point

Tsunade: Well, I wasn't always the Beauty you see right in front of you. I used to be Like you two

Sakura/Ino: Really?

Tsunade: Yep, In Fact, I think I have A Jutsu For that. Let me try

Tsunade then Began to do some hand signs and soon A Puff of smoke appeared and there appeared A 13 Year Old Tsunade!

Tsunade: Well there you go. What do you think? Huh?

Both women were Just angrily glaring at her because they Just realized something. She was once Just as flat as they were.

Sakura: How in the Hell... Did you get Like that...?

Tsunade: W-What do you mean? What is up with you two? What is going on?

Ino: Those... turned into those...?

They both then Grabbed her and...

Sakura: WHAT DID YOU EAT WHEN YOU WERE OUT AGE!?

Ino: WHAT DID YOU DRINK!?

Sakura: WHAT DID YOU-?

Suddenly Tsunade then Turned back into her Adult form and...

Tsunade: THAT'S ENOUGH!!

She then Slammed her foot into the ground destroying A Block of Street around the three of them!

Sakura: Ow...

Ino: Why did you do that, Lady Tsunade...?

Tsunade: (Sweatdrop) Oh Sorry... I guess I went A Little too Far

Perverts...

Kobayashi was in the Kitchen with Tohru when she spoke up.

Kobayashi: Hey Tohru?

Tohru: Yeah?

Kobayashi: Can I feel your tail?

Tohru then Blushed but she kept her cool.

Tohru: Oh, Um, Of course, you can, Just give me A Minute

Tohru was now kneeling on the ground with Kobayashi doing the same behind her and she began Petting Tohru's Tail which felt Smooth and glass Like Snake Skin.

Soon Kanna showed up.

Kanna: Hey Kobayashi I- 

She then turned bright pink before she turned around and walked away.

Kanna: Perverts

Kobayashi: Perverts? But this isn't- Tohru is this-?

Tohru: (Blushing) Y-Yes, It is, Miss Kobayashi...