When You Wake Up Married to Dan Howell

Chapter 5 - The Question

(Y/n)'s POV

We just finish our...8th? round of Mario kart. Dan is not that bad after all. Playing was really fun, and I actually won 4 times out of 8 rounds!

"Hey, I thought you were good at Mario kart." I tease, as we start a new round.

"Now, what's that supposed to mean?" He asks, laughing.

"Well, since we have a tie here..."

"Oh, shut up. I'm a gentleman, I let you win!" He answers violently.

"Of course. That's why you've been playing really intensely, right?" I say sarcasticly.

"Pfft, stop with the irony. That's my thing."

"Not anymore!" I shout and laugh.

"Fml." he replies ironically.

"What do you think Phil and (f/n) are doing in his room for so long?"

"I have no idea. Maybe sexy times - they really seem to get along." I guess.

"Mhmm." he nods, and at the same moment, someone unlocks the door and comes into the room. (F/n) and Phil obviously.

"When the hell did you leave?" I ask, with my eyes still glued on the TV screen. They laugh and jump on the sofa.

"Are you serious? We were gone for two hours!" says (f/n) and laughs.

"Mario kart can be very intense." says Dan, with a serious voice. Phil and (f/n) look at eachoter and Phil winks. What is happening?

"Wow, Dan, is (y/n) actually beating you in Mario Kart?"

"Not the point. What have you been up to? What's with the wink?"

"Nothing." they say in unison. Dan and I both give them the look of doubt.

"We went for a walk. Nothing special. And we're all moving in a hotel room together. And we ate tacos." says (f/n) in a casual voice.

"Oh...we're what!?" I jump up and Dan gets his lead in the game again, so I click pause.

"We decided that we'll save a lot money, if we just rent a hotel room together! Hotels are expensive and we're staying for a month, plus you have to pay for the divorce." Explains Phil.

"So, we'll have beds on our own, right?" I ask.

"I think so." he replies.

"As long as I can force them to play video games with me, it's okay." says Dan, and surprises us all.

"Well, that ended well..." murmured (f/n), trying not to laugh. I'm not sure where will this decision bring us, but if everyone agrees, I should give it a try. We're all pretty geeky, so it should be fun. Dan and Phil were, after all, my geek soul idols, I decide to agree. Then, me and (f/n) return to our room, pack our stuff really quickly and pay the money we owed till now. The hotel owner luckily doesn't complicate too much, so we're basically back at Dan and Phil's in 30 minutes. They've packed most of their belongings already, but are having a hard time with all the electronical devices.

"I told you we shouldn't bring the Xbox!" we hear Phil, through the wall.

"It was totally worth it! Now shut up and help me with all the plugs and wires." Replies Dan, and swears a few times, before we walk into the room.

"Stupid wires, they always go the wrong way."

When they're finally done, we go to the reception, and ask for a room - for 4 people. The owner is an old lady, with grey hair in a bun, and expensive looking clothes. She grins, and says.

"Two couples on a vacation, young love is precious, remember that!" I blush and reply awkwardly, trying not to think about the possibilities.

"We're not, you know...dating. We're ugh, just..."

"We'll have an apartment with 4 seperate beds, preferably rooms." (f/n) cuts me off, ending my suffering. How can she handle this kind of stress? Respect. The woman nods, types something into her old computer and hands us the keys.

"6th floor, room 394." she says. As we walk, I accidentally start fangirling out loud.

"We have Hary Potter refference room! This is destiny! Ayyyy!" Everyone is silent, but then suddenly, Dan looks at me with a weird impression on his face and says.

"You're a wizard, (y/n)."

"I'm a what?"

"A wizard."

"But I'm just (y/n)."

"Well, just (y/n), you're a wizard."

And then we start laughing hysterically (A/N - if you don't know what that was- it was a You're a wizard Harry animation. Do not look it up. xD). (f/n) and Phil stop and awkwardly look at us.

"You guys okay?" mumbles Phil and raises his eyebrows. I awkwardly nod and we silently continue our way to the room. We open the doors, and step into a huge hotel room. It's seperated into 2 bedrooms, each with 2 beds and wardrobes, 2 bathrooms and a living room with a plasma TV.

"Woah, isn't that expensive as shit?" I ask. I'm not broke, but I'm not THAT rich as well. I probably can't afford that much.

"Calm down, girl, this is Vegas!" Laughs (f/n) and sarts unpacking. I follow her and throw my stuff into the wardrobe. Then I carefully put all the books I took with me on the bookshelf. I also help the guys with unpacking the consoles and video games. I take my lazy position on the sofa and fall asleep. I'm terribly tired - all the stress and fighting and mario kart really made me want to take a rest.

When I wake up, it seems like I'm alone.

"(f/n)? Phiiil? Daaan?" I shout.

"What?" I hear a tired mumble from one of the bedrooms. It obviously belongs to Dan. I'd recognize it anywhere.

"Where is (f/n)?"

"Out with Phil. It's 9 p.m., btw. You fell asleep and they didn't want to wake you or somethin'. They hit the club. And I chose Tumblr." he replies.

"Fine. Thanks. Tumblr, I choose youuu!" I scream. I hear a quite chuckle coming from behind the wall. I smile, because someone finally gets my weird humour.

A/N

I really hope you're enjoying the story! I think I have a pretty good idea for all the plots, but I'd also really appreciate if you gave me any suggestions! :D

I love ya! <3

~Kat